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  1. RT @theGOPalliance: http://twitpic.com/qlm6w Anti-Obama billboard stirs huge controversy in Denver. Should it be taken down? #tcot @gilcarvr
  2. Pretty Ugly, another oxymoron?
  3. Jumbo Shrimp, is that an oxymoron?
  4. RT @tonylinebyline: A man stopped me on the street and said "I haven't eaten for 3 days." I said "you should force yourself!"
  5. RT @TroyBrownBBNews: Why didn't Kanye accept Beyonce's award? ROFL
  6. @tonylinebyline :)
  7. If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
  8. Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
  9. If #2 pencils are the most popular, why are they still #2?
  10. There are two rules for success: (1) Don't share all you know.
  11. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
  12. Change is inevitable - except from vending machines.
  13. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
  14. Just waiting for my ride GPS location: http://j.mp/7otEDe
  15. Is Marx's tomb a communist plot?
  16. RT @appletweets AT&T “Sets the Record Straight” with 2 New Anti-Verizon Commercials: http://bit.ly/6yOhCW
  17. Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.
  18. RT @larrymwalkerjr: Body of Chicago Board of Education President Michael Scott found in Chicago River http://bit.ly/6f7WUC #aip #tcot #tlot
  19. Light travels faster then sound... which is why most people appear brilliant until you hear them.
  20. RT @LizBlaine: A country can survive its fools, and even its ambitious, but it cannot survive treason from within. - Cicero #tcot #