TomBodett
- The house passed sweeping health care reform while I slept. Woke up with 13 new pre-existing conditions.about 16 hours ago from web
- To all children protective service agents out there: The blowdarts-for-kids proposal is a joke. A sick, sick joke. And I'm ashamed.7:18 AM Nov 7th from web
- Tranquilizer blow darts to use on children is polling well. Phone your reps in DC. I think we have Leiberman already.7:14 AM Nov 7th from web
- All I ask is a federally approved fast-acting tranquilizer one might administer to one's own children. With a blow gun.5:10 PM Nov 6th from web
- I'm sitting here (not there) wondering how many people twitter on their toilets. I'm guessing a lot. Can't decide how I feel about that.12:10 PM Nov 6th from web
- Baseball season's gone. Woke up feeling like the cat died. The dog died three weeks ago with the Red Sox. To grieve or get a pony...4:06 AM Nov 5th from web
- Since it is no longer daylight savings time I've decided to sit here this morning and waste some of it.4:06 AM Nov 4th from Echofon
- Overweight White Guys owe Chaz Bono their gratitude. No one has ever gone to such pains to become one of them. It usually just happens.3:30 AM Nov 3rd from web
- Wouldn't it be more interesting if instead of a poster of a dangling kitten over your dentist's chair, it was actually a dangling kitten?4:07 AM Nov 2nd from web
- @ Thanks for the mention on Mashable. I will wake up everyday determined to earn your confidence. Except Tuesdays - that's for me.7:47 PM Nov 1st from web in reply to jbruin
- Did Fox just promote their show "Glee" by having the cast sing the Nat'l Anthem at World Series? This feels inappropriate. Just me?6:15 PM Oct 31st from web
- About to take two small boys to the dentist. I'd rather be teaching firearms safety to raccoons. Far less stressful.6:24 AM Oct 14th from web
- Any dream that contains Kyrgyzstan, Peter Sagal and a swordfish deserves a blog entry. 7:28 AM Oct 11th from web
- It is a stupidly beautiful fall day in southern Vermont. Harvest Fests. Pancake feeds. If quaintness could kill we'd all be goners.6:47 AM Oct 11th from web
- My hopes for the Peace Prize are dashed again. I've kept two small boys from killing each other for an entire year. That ain't nuthin.7:03 AM Oct 9th from web
- Cramming for a show tonight in Boston. This amounts to eating the cookie in my room and taking a nap. Highly competitive biz, this.11:30 AM Oct 8th from web
- Just finished recording a 25yr compilation of my work for Random House. When did this introspective writer become retrospective?9:40 AM Oct 6th from web
- A Martinez grand slam restores my faith in humanity, if not the Sox quite yet.5:10 PM Oct 3rd from web
- Watching the Red Sox ace fall apart against Cleveland less than a week from post season play. I don't believe in omens. Oh hell, yes I do.4:54 PM Oct 3rd from web
- My Toyota truck was just recalled because of a floor mat that might kill me and my family. A floor mat. I didn't see that one coming.5:23 PM Sep 29th from web
|
- Name Tom Bodett
- Location Windham County, Vermont
- Web http://bodett.com
- Bio A name vaguely familiar to most Americans
|
