TomBodett
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Crazy 8's with my home from school sick 1st grader. He's good. Too good. Will talk him into playing Scrabble.
about 6 hours ago
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Oprah completely overreacts to my last blog.
6:54 AM Nov 21st
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Ran into a hunter in the woods. I thought he was going to shoot me. He thought I was going to kick him off my land. Neither did either.
3:54 AM Nov 20th
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Woke up in a fog. Thought it was existential, then realized it is foggy.
3:51 AM Nov 19th
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...Two boys converged in a woods// one took the road less traveled// the other hit him on the head with a stick.
4:05 AM Nov 18th
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Family life in Vermont: Outside - a Robert Frost poem. Inside - a scene from Animaniacs.
4:04 AM Nov 18th
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That's right, I came to help raise money for their hospital. They are the sweetest people here.
8:39 AM Nov 15th
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Woke up in Walla Walla. Not sure how that happened. Must think. Must think.
8:36 AM Nov 15th
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@ hey Jewel, love ya back. Hope all's well with you n yours
2:45 PM Nov 13th
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Finally. Making it right with Oprah.
9:15 AM Nov 13th
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Preparing for this week's Wait,Wait by ridiculing everything people say. Hard to explain to friends and family it's all part of the job.
7:24 AM Nov 11th
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Can they gnaw without effect on metal cage doors all night long like the real deals?
5:05 AM Nov 9th
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Do computerized hamsters emit rotting odors after tunneling into the dead space behind the bathtub?
5:03 AM Nov 9th
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Thinking about computerized hamster Christmas toy sensation. Are they programmed to die without warning while children are asleep?
5:01 AM Nov 9th
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The house passed sweeping health care reform while I slept. Woke up with 13 new pre-existing conditions.
6:01 AM Nov 8th
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To all children protective service agents out there: The blowdarts-for-kids proposal is a joke. A sick, sick joke. And I'm ashamed.
7:18 AM Nov 7th
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Tranquilizer blow darts to use on children is polling well. Phone your reps in DC. I think we have Leiberman already.
7:14 AM Nov 7th
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All I ask is a federally approved fast-acting tranquilizer one might administer to one's own children. With a blow gun.
5:10 PM Nov 6th
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I'm sitting here (not there) wondering how many people twitter on their toilets. I'm guessing a lot. Can't decide how I feel about that.
12:10 PM Nov 6th
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Baseball season's gone. Woke up feeling like the cat died. The dog died three weeks ago with the Red Sox. To grieve or get a pony...
4:06 AM Nov 5th
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- Name Tom Bodett
- Location Windham County, Vermont
- Web http://bodett.com
- Bio A name vaguely familiar to most Americans
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