toldorknown
- Marion Barry clearly doesn't get the social web. You don't *actually* follow them, dude.about 10 hours ago from Tweetie
- Would Taco Bell be unpatriotic because it's Mexican, or patriotic because it's the American idea of Mexican?
I wish I had Lou Dobbs's cell.10:53 AM Jul 4th from Birdhouse
- New punchline: The Pit Bull doesn't abruptly resign its office.1:10 PM Jul 3rd from Tweetie
- TiVo needs a "never, ever, even accidentally, stay on a channel showing this" setting. They could call it the Doctor Phil-ter.1:55 PM Jul 2nd from Birdhouse
- There sure are a lot of sharp objects in Dario Argento's world.12:10 PM Jul 2nd from Birdhouse
- Man, this hot shower is so nice, I could just stay in here all ZZT!
What the ZZZZT!?
I thought this thing was waterpZZZZZZZT!
THUD.3:04 PM Jul 1st from Birdhouse
- Happy anniversary, @irreverend!1:56 PM Jul 1st from Tweetie in reply to irreverend
- Commenter fails to understand that "sexist" can apply to either gender, which is itself sexist. Irony Stack Overflow http://bit.ly/sexistist12:35 PM Jul 1st from bit.ly
- Photo: Thanks for all the birthday wishes, everyone. As my present to you, photographic evidence that the... http://tumblr.com/x22279z1m3:14 PM Jun 30th from Tumblr
- Public viewing at Neverland Ranch.
That's not creepy at all.10:50 AM Jun 30th from Tweetie
- All I want for my birthday is for @mrsmoltz to kick cancer's ass. You're both in our thoughts, @moltz.10:04 AM Jun 30th from Tweetie
- Spending a chunk of my birthday renewing my driver's license, because time slows down at the DMV.
Also, what's the deal with airplane food?9:56 AM Jun 30th from Birdhouse
- Local morning show host wished a happy birthday to Vincent DEE-no-fuh-REE-oh.
Nice to be home anyway.8:49 AM Jun 30th from Birdhouse
- Back in Tulsa. They do not appear to have done anything about the heat while we were gone.5:37 PM Jun 29th from Tweetie
- In our family's oral tradition, this will be The Vacation Where We Took The Baby To A Bar To Meet Strangers And All Those Celebrities Died.5:31 PM Jun 29th from Birdhouse
- This is my other Birdhouse.
There aren't many like her, and I am hers.
http://bit.ly/ATSgJ4:13 PM Jun 29th from Tweetie
- Successfully managed to avoid saying "Ma'am" at any point north of the Mason-Dixon line.
Yea, me.
I mean, YEEEEEHAAAAW!8:39 AM Jun 29th from Twitterrific
- As vacation progresses, the healthiness of the food declines. This morning for breakfast: IHOP's Quick 'N Thick™ I.V. Pancake Batter Drip.7:48 AM Jun 29th from Birdhouse
- Parenthood is a very expensive way of saying "I've had sex at least THIS MANY times".8:23 PM Jun 28th from Birdhouse
- GPS, earlier: "In 400 feet, turn right. No wait, keep going. It's around here somewhere, I think. I was pretty baked that time I was here."7:34 PM Jun 28th from Birdhouse
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- Name Arch Stanton
- Location Smack dab in the middle
- Web http://toldorknow...
- Bio As seen in The Chicago Tribune. Chasing shiny objects so you don't have to. Email: toldorknown [at] gmail
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