toldorknown
- "There ain't never been no brainiac what wasn't some shade of crazy" - Aristotle (paraphrased)10:31 AM Nov 7th from Birdhouse
- Off for Saturday morning co-enabler omelettes at the diner.6:33 AM Nov 7th from Tweetie
- Okay, this is where Daylight Saving Time always trips me up. Is "beer thirty" before or after "half past a monkey's ass" now?2:41 PM Nov 6th from Birdhouse
- @ Oh, THAT Gupta. Silly me, I thought you meant Sanjay. R.R. "Ram Rod" Gupta is the shiznit.2:05 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie in reply to hotdogsladies
- Not sure this SSRI is being properly S in its role as an I of the R of S.1:25 PM Nov 6th from Birdhouse
- @ kMDItemWhereFroms,9:35 AM Nov 6th from web in reply to chockenberry
- @ If you look at the breeding patterns, stupid appears to be the more evolutionarily stable strategy.8:39 AM Nov 6th from web in reply to nevenmrgan
- @ Hang in there, sweetie. We're all pulling for you.12:49 PM Nov 5th from web in reply to LucyKateHopkins
- I'd love to attend, but I'm playing office volcano and the meeting room is lava.8:38 AM Nov 5th from web
- Happy birthday wishes today go to Tilda Swinson, Sam Rockwell, Corin Nemec, and time permitting, @.7:49 AM Nov 5th from web
- GM has scrapped plans to sell their European arm, but three Canadian toes and a Honduran hand will remain available for purchase.5:01 AM Nov 5th from Birdhouse
- When life hands you lemons, stuff them down its throat. I mean, as long as you're anthropomorphising life, why not go all in?3:01 PM Nov 4th from Birdhouse
- Leftover Halloween Candy Zero™
Now it's time to switch back to my default shame trigger.
Disengaging SafeSearch in five, four, three, two…5:14 AM Nov 4th from Birdhouse
- "Nasàl Lavage" would be a good name for a hooker with a very specific clientele.11:40 AM Nov 3rd from Birdhouse
- There are recipes on cartons of Whoppers.
I repeat: RECIPES.
THERE ARE FOODS OF WHICH CHOCOLATE COVERED MALT BALLS ARE MERELY A COMPONENT.7:59 AM Nov 3rd from Birdhouse
- The Penultimate Countdown 7:23 AM Nov 3rd from web
- Baby, every night: "I don't wanna go to bed!"
Mornings: "I don't wanna get up!"
Babies are always flaunting their lack of job.
Jerks.4:57 AM Nov 3rd from Birdhouse
- While what I've grown is technically a beard and moustache, it looks more like something from a vo-tech production of Cats.10:03 AM Nov 2nd from Birdhouse
- If you're going to bitch about being on someone's funnier-than-pauly-shore list, make sure you're not talking to someone isn't.8:49 AM Nov 2nd from web
- H1N1 defenses more effective than vaccine: self-quarantine or having had H1N1. Fail the former and you've got a great shot at the latter.4:41 AM Nov 2nd from Birdhouse
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- Name Arch Stanton
- Location Smack dab in the middle
- Web http://toldorknow...
- Bio As seen in The Chicago Tribune. Chasing shiny objects so you don't have to. Email: toldorknown [at] gmail
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