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  1. this is the equivalent of someone beating their children cuz their parents beat them. I was punished and so will you. http://bit.ly/1PbBj6 3:25 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  2. does the YMCA dance even though she doesnt think the M really looks like an M. 1:17 PM Nov 4th from Tweetie
  3. someone farted in the fruit section of the supermarket. 9:57 AM Nov 3rd from Tweetie
  4. I think Ne-Yo got his name by accident. Like he literally fell down the stairs and screamed "OH GOD, i think i broke my knee, yo!!" 5:29 PM Oct 28th from Tweetie
  5. is watching "backdoor sluts 9" 8:25 AM Oct 25th from Tweetie
  6. i can smell the weekend. it reeks of gasoline, road-side burgers and unprotected sex. 11:36 PM Oct 21st from Tweetie
  7. a rat ate some poison and crawled into my living room to die. His final images will be of Tyra Banks showing him how to smile with her eyes. 12:33 PM Oct 18th from Tweetie
  8. since the release of "Run This Town" sales of shoes without shoestrings have gone up by 30% 4:57 PM Oct 14th from Tweetie
  9. dreamed i had a baby and kept forgetting it in bookstores and in the back of cabs. i also dropped my comforter on it while in its crib. 6:00 AM Oct 14th from Tweetie
  10. Autumn in New York is such a wonderful thing...i love gazing from my window and watching the leaf turn. 3:35 PM Oct 12th from Tweetie
  11. making brownies. need weed for brownies. 5:52 PM Oct 9th from Tweetie
  12. stop looking for the perfect guy. In the end guys are guys.. Except for fat guys. 11:52 AM Oct 9th from Tweetie
  13. Its saturday night. Time to break up some happy marriages and destroy some public property along the way. 4:58 PM Oct 3rd from UberTwitter
  14. http://bit.ly/3DoGVK happy motherfucking thursday. 1:15 AM Sep 24th from Tweetie
  15. im tired of hearing dead rappers on new songs. 12:43 AM Sep 23rd from Tweetie
  16. http://bit.ly/tXe7M 7:48 PM Sep 14th from Tweetie
  17. today at the store i saw a woman take out her GIGANTIC mommy breast and stuff it in her baby's mouth. She just whip (cont) http://tl.gd/h104 6:45 PM Sep 14th from Tweetie
  18. if Beyonce won video of the year, then shouldn't she have one best Female Video of the year? Its like 4th grade math. VMAS < Venn Diagrams. 6:29 PM Sep 14th from Tweetie
  19. @mememolly i failed miserably at that game. BEJEWELED BLITZ BITCH!!! 6:03 PM Sep 14th from Tweetie in reply to mememolly
  20. i put the F U back in fun! 5:15 PM Sep 14th from Tweetie