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  1. I just got 100/100 on the hardest programming assignment I've ever had. CONST INT NERDBOMBER = 1;
  2. I just coded for 12 hours straight. Booya. Compiles AND runs with no leaks!
  3. i fucking love my life.
  4. You make me glow, Wolfy.
  5. dexter is so fucking creepy and wrong. i'm almost done with season one. :)
  6. an entire electronic music making studio completely online? http://ping.fm/iwAPa yes.
  7. death gotta be easy, cause life is hard. it'll leave you physically, emotionally, and mentally scarred.
  8. @JohnGrider at fred meyer's, the yeast infection and maxi pads always have swedish fish right next to them. at every store.
  9. "In Watermelon Sugar the deeds were done and done again as my life is done in watermelon sugar." -Richard Brautigan
  10. anyone know a good machine gun store?
  11. one question has always held true: why amongst the ups and downs do rightside ups not wrap around?
  12. My bitch tits bring all the boys to the yard.
  13. Life is like a snot bubble. It's only cool if you're little.
  14. fucked my site all up. fixed it. new logo! lemme know what you think. http://ping.fm/24DAV
  15. my dream of being an old man: http://ping.fm/FJZ48
  16. Lyra, my two year old neighbor, likes to wave goodbye to her poops before flushing. Cutest thing ever? I think so.
  17. Let's see if I can get through this day without killing a bird.
  18. does anyone know a good wolf call?
  19. if you make music like this, you can be as religious as you want...http://ping.fm/MF91x
  20. coffee and wasabi peas go together surprisingly well.