toffer
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@ good writing comes from writing total shit. Keep the fingers moving. Then edit it to life. I'd love to see what you have.
about 17 hours ago
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My balls are so fresh and so dry. FreshBalls.com is a game changer.
about 23 hours ago
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Yes, I bought some Fresh Balls. I'll keep everyone updated on the status of my sack.
5:55 PM Nov 12th
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@ I'm blushing. It's just where I throw things so I don't hang on to them until they're perfect. Which would be never.
2:29 PM Nov 12th
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@ iPhone Apps: Ramp Champ, Fling, Petit Dummy, Convertbot, Ambiance, Deliveries, pzizz relax, NetNewsWire, Instapaper & Notebooks.
7:56 AM Nov 11th
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in reply to Rollo87
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Ever get that primal feeling that someone is about to kill you? Someone evil and completely made up that you may have seen on TV. Red John.
11:32 PM Nov 9th
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@ Religion is good for any number of things: murder, anti-intellectualism, profit, etc…
7:44 PM Nov 9th
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Someone bought my fucking domain I put it off and put it off Someone got designtoinspire.com and just put shit there. Punch me in the mouth.
11:48 PM Nov 8th
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So posting a few new shit lines on your blog: writethingsdown.com makes up for having less than 300 words 8 days into NaNoWriMo right? No?
7:56 PM Nov 8th
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is a great TEDTalk by @
11:00 AM Nov 8th
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Also, I like good beer. I don't buy my music where I buy my jeans and my camera doesn't make me a photographer.
3:38 AM Nov 7th
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I'm not saying I'm better than a hipster. I'm just saying I own up to my mom giving me beer money.
3:35 AM Nov 7th
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I could only be a hipster ironically and not that Alanis-Morissette-cheap-beer irony the real one- in the dictionary.
3:27 AM Nov 7th
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@ no ABBA do you last.fm?
10:56 PM Nov 6th
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in reply to Rollo87
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Started using Last.fm again and I feel they really need a let-me-justify-why-I've-listened-to-that-song-so-much feature.
8:51 PM Nov 6th
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It's amazing how close I can feel to nature just by opening the window and sneezing.
7:34 PM Nov 6th
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freshballs.com I just bought a tube. This has been a problem that has gone unsolved for too long.
12:51 PM Nov 6th
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I like my women like I like my coffee- freshly ground.
9:37 AM Nov 6th
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Take deep breath and slowly let it out while thinking about killing someone you hate. Did you Smile?
5:27 PM Nov 5th
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Remember remember the fifth of November.
11:07 AM Nov 5th
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- Name toffer
- Location iPhone: 29.922370,-95.163596
- Web http://writething...
- Bio Conqueror of capsaicin, white boards and ingrown nipple hairs.
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