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  1. You could cut the passive aggression with an electric carving knife while the regular aggression is ignored even if it's wielding a knife. about 16 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. My biggest blunder was thinking you tendered a woman the way you do a steak. 12:19 PM Nov 24th from Tweetie
  3. Toffer White Raps: Don't act like you're too thug to know where the coldstones at / The only arrest on your record is cardiac 6:26 PM Nov 23rd from web
  4. I once fell in love with a girl who wouldn't let me down until the police came by to get me out of her tree. 8:31 AM Nov 23rd from web
  5. Growing up I wanted to go to clown school. I had no interest in being a clown but an interest in clown schoolgirl uniforms. 8:25 AM Nov 23rd from web
  6. If I was a terrorist, I wouldn't hate people. I'd people for what that stand for- like pledges. 8:20 AM Nov 23rd from web
  7. You! Check out my voice recording: http://voicesapp.com/xi3vfw for an old friend that wanted to hear me read my facebook status. 7:55 AM Nov 23rd from web
  8. Baby I want in you like a walmart on black Friday. 9:45 AM Nov 22nd from web
  9. She couldn't resist his cold blue eyes / now no one should wonder why / I want to dismember / That bastard mister December. 9:15 AM Nov 22nd from web
  10. I really don't think I'd feel bad about murdering someone who likes Twilight. They just don't count as real people. 2:02 PM Nov 21st from web
  11. The Mentalist is one of the best shows on TV. 10:19 PM Nov 19th from web
  12. @alilyalily I miss you too what have you been up too? You're never on chat anymore. 9:46 PM Nov 19th from Tweetie in reply to alilyalily
  13. It's amazing how after watching TV exclusively online how quickly you become enraged by watching it the old fashion way. 5:43 PM Nov 19th from web
  14. Cold = What the fuck it's only November (I'm in Texas) = Not getting my hair cut. Thank Fabio, God of Hair for my locks. 4:24 AM Nov 18th from Tweetie
  15. I got to know her like the palm of my hand. 2:47 AM Nov 18th from Tweetie
  16. Mastered the Rubik's Cube. Just ordered books on handwriting and juggling. haven't decided on a lock pick guide/set. What can I learn? 7:16 AM Nov 17th from Tweetie
  17. RT "@the_evil_kendar: He reminds me of the sounds of leaves falling to the ground." love it. 5:58 PM Nov 16th from Tweetie
  18. White Collar reminds me of something a girl once told me. She told me I could be a con-man. She should know her father was one. 5:40 PM Nov 16th from Tweetie
  19. @the_evil_kendar that's part of writing. Most of it will be shit. There is a high shit low good ratio. I'd love to talk about this with you. 8:38 PM Nov 15th from web in reply to the_evil_kendar
  20. I haven't worked in a restaurant in almost three years. I feel like a civilian- a retired pirate. Can't go back, would never leave again. 8:17 PM Nov 15th from web