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  1. @the_evil_kendar good writing comes from writing total shit. Keep the fingers moving. Then edit it to life. I'd love to see what you have. about 17 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to the_evil_kendar
  2. My balls are so fresh and so dry. FreshBalls.com is a game changer. about 23 hours ago from txt
  3. Yes, I bought some Fresh Balls. I'll keep everyone updated on the status of my sack. http://twitpic.com/parby 5:55 PM Nov 12th from Tweetie
  4. @the_evil_kendar I'm blushing. It's just where I throw things so I don't hang on to them until they're perfect. Which would be never. 2:29 PM Nov 12th from Tweetie in reply to the_evil_kendar
  5. @Rollo87 iPhone Apps: Ramp Champ, Fling, Petit Dummy, Convertbot, Ambiance, Deliveries, pzizz relax, NetNewsWire, Instapaper & Notebooks. 7:56 AM Nov 11th from web in reply to Rollo87
  6. Ever get that primal feeling that someone is about to kill you? Someone evil and completely made up that you may have seen on TV. Red John. 11:32 PM Nov 9th from web
  7. @jenninabox Religion is good for any number of things: murder, anti-intellectualism, profit, etc… 7:44 PM Nov 9th from Tweetie in reply to jenninabox
  8. Someone bought my fucking domain I put it off and put it off Someone got designtoinspire.com and just put shit there. Punch me in the mouth. 11:48 PM Nov 8th from web
  9. So posting a few new shit lines on your blog: writethingsdown.com makes up for having less than 300 words 8 days into NaNoWriMo right? No? 7:56 PM Nov 8th from web
  10. http://bit.ly/LifeLessonsFr... is a great TEDTalk by @rorysutherland #smartsundays #TofferTryingToMakeNewHashTrends 11:00 AM Nov 8th from web
  11. Also, I like good beer. I don't buy my music where I buy my jeans and my camera doesn't make me a photographer. 3:38 AM Nov 7th from web
  12. I'm not saying I'm better than a hipster. I'm just saying I own up to my mom giving me beer money. 3:35 AM Nov 7th from web
  13. I could only be a hipster ironically and not that Alanis-Morissette-cheap-beer irony the real one- in the dictionary. 3:27 AM Nov 7th from web
  14. @Rollo87 http://www.last.fm/user/its... no ABBA do you last.fm? 10:56 PM Nov 6th from web in reply to Rollo87
  15. Started using Last.fm again and I feel they really need a let-me-justify-why-I've-listened-to-that-song-so-much feature. 8:51 PM Nov 6th from web
  16. It's amazing how close I can feel to nature just by opening the window and sneezing. 7:34 PM Nov 6th from web
  17. freshballs.com I just bought a tube. This has been a problem that has gone unsolved for too long. 12:51 PM Nov 6th from web
  18. I like my women like I like my coffee- freshly ground. 9:37 AM Nov 6th from web
  19. Take deep breath and slowly let it out while thinking about killing someone you hate. Did you Smile? 5:27 PM Nov 5th from web
  20. Remember remember the fifth of November. 11:07 AM Nov 5th from web