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  1. You could cut the passive aggression with an electric carving knife while the regular aggression is ignored even if it's wielding a knife.
  2. My biggest blunder was thinking you tendered a woman the way you do a steak.
  3. Toffer White Raps: Don't act like you're too thug to know where the coldstones at / The only arrest on your record is cardiac
  4. I once fell in love with a girl who wouldn't let me down until the police came by to get me out of her tree.
  5. Growing up I wanted to go to clown school. I had no interest in being a clown but an interest in clown schoolgirl uniforms.
  6. If I was a terrorist, I wouldn't hate people. I'd people for what that stand for- like pledges.
  7. You! Check out my voice recording: http://voicesapp.com/xi3vfw for an old friend that wanted to hear me read my facebook status.
  8. Baby I want in you like a walmart on black Friday.
  9. She couldn't resist his cold blue eyes / now no one should wonder why / I want to dismember / That bastard mister December.
  10. I really don't think I'd feel bad about murdering someone who likes Twilight. They just don't count as real people.
  11. The Mentalist is one of the best shows on TV.
  12. @alilyalily I miss you too what have you been up too? You're never on chat anymore.
  13. It's amazing how after watching TV exclusively online how quickly you become enraged by watching it the old fashion way.
  14. Cold = What the fuck it's only November (I'm in Texas) = Not getting my hair cut. Thank Fabio, God of Hair for my locks.
  15. I got to know her like the palm of my hand.
  16. Mastered the Rubik's Cube. Just ordered books on handwriting and juggling. haven't decided on a lock pick guide/set. What can I learn?
  17. RT "@the_evil_kendar: He reminds me of the sounds of leaves falling to the ground." love it.
  18. White Collar reminds me of something a girl once told me. She told me I could be a con-man. She should know her father was one.
  19. @the_evil_kendar that's part of writing. Most of it will be shit. There is a high shit low good ratio. I'd love to talk about this with you.
  20. I haven't worked in a restaurant in almost three years. I feel like a civilian- a retired pirate. Can't go back, would never leave again.