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  1. Turns out that if I watch the Raiders play on DVR instead of watching them live I can avoid the awful dread that accompanies the live games. 1:05 AM Nov 27th from web
  2. Things I'm thankful for #3: best wife on earth. 11:14 AM Nov 26th from web
  3. Things I'm thankful about #2: Thus far, no one has actually stalked me this year, so that's a mitzvah. 12:50 AM Nov 26th from web
  4. Things I'm thankful for #1: Ambien. I flew a lot of red-eyes this year and because of Ambien, I don't remember a single flight. 10:20 PM Nov 25th from web
  5. Life lesson I learned from Whitney Houston tonight: smoking crack & marrying Bobby Brown is not, categorically, good for your singing voice. 10:56 PM Nov 24th from web
  6. Is there a cure for ennui? 1:58 PM Nov 24th from web
  7. @BurlBarer Wendy and I have seen you about 10 times on ID in the last 2 weeks. You look wonderful. The mom who said kill, not so much. 5:49 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to BurlBarer
  8. It's a veritable Todapalooza today. An interview at BookFox - http://bit.ly/71V712 - and a fine review at Bookgasm: http://bit.ly/5SOC4C 2:06 PM Nov 23rd from web
  9. My own, to be clear. 11:48 AM Nov 21st from TwitterBerry
  10. I am at Men of Mystery pondering thoughts of murder. 11:26 AM Nov 21st from TwitterBerry
  11. Update on my quest to be King Of The Jews: I am, inexplicably, the #16 bestselling Hebe on Amazon today. It's Shabbat, people, make me #1. 12:31 PM Nov 20th from web
  12. Things I wonder #3: Does Sarah Palin actually think she wrote her own book? I mean, she thinks Jesus rode dinosaurs, so there's that... 3:53 PM Nov 19th from web
  13. Things I wonder #2: Why would you name your super secret planet sized space ship The Death Star? Isn't that a little over the top? 3:51 PM Nov 19th from web
  14. Things I wonder #1: What do Native Americans do on Thanksgiving? 3:50 PM Nov 19th from web
  15. I have read and responded to 75 emails tonight and still have 135 unread. This is not good. 1:08 AM Nov 19th from web
  16. I take back any bad things I've ever said about Tucson. I love Tucson: http://bit.ly/xguVW 10:48 PM Nov 18th from web
  17. Really? Really? Oh, for fuck's sake. [The verbatim recreation of an email I just sent.] 12:06 PM Nov 16th from web
  18. @mjfstewart Thanks, I really appreciate that. 11:17 AM Nov 16th from web in reply to mjfstewart
  19. A great day: Had an excellent event @mysterybooks and, finally, by the grace of all that is holy, Amazon finally lists my book as in stock. 12:39 AM Nov 15th from web
  20. This is your last reminder: I will be at the Mystery Bookstore Saturday at 4pm and if you don't come to see me, it's over. 10:37 PM Nov 13th from web