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toddwomack

I'm opening an all-gluten restaurant! 1:49 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
@TheKeyofAwesome just rocked the shit out of the Webbies!! #webby 3:24 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone
@pattonoswalt requested the entire world retweet #squidpenis to see if we can make it trending. Let's make it happen Earth. 2:55 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone
@toddwomack: On the red carpet at the webbys! it's so red!!! #webby twitter.com/toddwomack/sta… ReTweet and I win something!! 1:48 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone
On the red carpet at the webbys! it's so red!!! #webby twitter.com/toddwomack/sta… 1:47 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone
Happy National Bike to Work Day! But dint ride too hard because tomorrow is National Fight Your Boss to the Death Day. 6:02 AM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone
Dear producers of #ThePitch - If I wanted to watch shit I would probably spent a lot more time at the dog park. (Your show sucks) 8:26 PM May 13th via Twitter for iPhone
Andy_Richter Played a trick on my daughter & now she's mad at me. Wanna make it up to her - anybody know where I can get a Hello Kitty glass eye? 4:47 PM May 13th via TweetCaster for iOS Retweeted by toddwomack and 74 others
Got the big O's number today! instagr.am/p/KeCuY3myg9/ 7:22 PM May 10th via Instagram
SelenaCoppock See him WED 8pm at @Connotationshow RT @toddwomack I would love to see a battle to the death between Deepak Chopra and Sanjay Gupta. 7:37 AM May 8th via web in reply to toddwomack Retweeted by toddwomack
@mettaworldpeace on #Conan - were all the other unfunny dirty players unavailable? Remember when world peace beat the shit out of that fan? 7:55 PM May 7th via Twitter for iPhone
Alan Rickman was two feet away from me today. I enjoyed that. Then I got scared and ran away. That is all. # 7:38 PM May 3rd via Twitter for iPhone
Amy Poehler visits Key of Awesome!! instagr.am/p/KGZfYtGylP/ 2:59 PM May 1st via Instagram
Avenger Mockery instagr.am/p/KERXVPGyq_/ 7:11 PM Apr 30th via Instagram
Predictive text needs to add "lebowski" to its vocabulary and forget about this "elbow ski" it so wants to popularize.#lebowski vs #elbowski 3:02 PM Apr 29th via Twitter for iPhone
What about Marty Greenberg? instagr.am/p/J3hQZGGyiK/ 8:18 PM Apr 25th via Instagram
Happy Administrative Assistant Day! Now where the fuck is my coffee!!!! 9:11 AM Apr 25th via Twitter for iPhone
27 year-old Dick Clark dies at age 82. #DickClark 2:12 PM Apr 18th via Twitter for iPhone
Reverse Tourism instagr.am/p/JbXEeLGytm/ 9:50 PM Apr 14th via Instagram
Secret Service Agent busted with prostitute in Colombia. Aren't those guys supposed to be good at secrets? (or) But shhh - it's a secret!! 1:03 PM Apr 14th via Twitter for iPhone

Name Todd Womack
Location Brooklyn
Web http://www.youtub...
Bio Friendly stand-up comedian, character actor, and writer for youtube.com/barelypolitical and The Key of Awesome.