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  1. Tiger Woods is a person!!!! about 23 hours ago from web
  2. Top rejected names for "The Biggest Loser": The Fattest Nobody, The Most Humongous Loner, The Largest Buttface, The Very Overweight Fatty 2:38 PM Dec 2nd from web
  3. "Cyber Monday"!? Who named that - our grandmas? 10:06 AM Nov 30th from web
  4. Toyota recalls 4 million gas pedals, making the Toyota waiting room perfect for "I guess we're not going anywhere" jokes from customers. 9:42 AM Nov 25th from Echofon
  5. Philippines declares emergency after election violence - Neighboring Malaysia gets excited after incorrectly hearing "erection violence." 9:01 AM Nov 24th from web
  6. If you have H1N1 - Don't worry, eat some NaCl and wash it down with some H2O. 9:48 AM Nov 23rd from web
  7. Listening to Bach or something that's supposeably gunna make me smartur. (Get it, spelling nerds?!) 9:32 AM Nov 23rd from web
  8. @Apey have you looked on the back of a coupon yet?? 9:30 AM Nov 23rd from web in reply to Apey
  9. Everyone I call to follow up on something is "in a meeting". I wonder if it's the same meeting? 12:28 PM Nov 16th from web
  10. Eating fried food in LAX lot playing chess w/ a guy in Portland on iphone under a flight path. Gonna miss 2009. http://twitpic.com/pj4dq 1:06 PM Nov 14th from Echofon
  11. @Apey all coupons eventually pass through my home town of el paso. True. Too true. Look on the back of any coupon. 8:02 PM Nov 13th from Echofon in reply to Apey
  12. @barvonblaq I second that. 8:01 PM Nov 13th from Echofon in reply to barvonblaq
  13. I have the capability of making a near infinite number of these "Vigilante Justice" tickets. So park carefully. http://twitpic.com/peh9g 2:39 PM Nov 13th from Echofon
  14. They should teach parking in schools. 2:35 PM Nov 13th from Echofon
  15. King Kong really hams up the death scene, no? 2:16 PM Nov 9th from web
  16. @Apey good to see you last night!!! i was too hammered to say bye to you guys so don't think me rude!!! 10:21 AM Nov 5th from web in reply to Apey
  17. Matsui gets World Series MVP - finally nabs elusive Ramen spokesperson job. 10:06 AM Nov 5th from web
  18. Go see #ThisIsIt the Michael Jackson movie. It's more action packed than G.I. Joe. 11:14 AM Nov 4th from web
  19. However, I met Joe Torre this week too, and he was the coolest guy I have ever met. 11:09 AM Nov 4th from web
  20. On second thought, Reggie Miller is a total dick and I knew it all along. 11:08 AM Nov 4th from web