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Just scotch taped Mo's pink band-aid to her leg. It wasn't sticking any longer. But she still wanted to wear it. Call her "left leg".4:26 PM Nov 9thfrom web
Just spent the last 7 minutes looking for the "other" car I'm not driving tonite. Walked past my car twice. 3rd time was a charm.3:28 PM Nov 2ndfrom Twittelator
Is it too early for Christmas lights? Or is halloween the new Thanksgiving?3:13 PM Nov 2ndfrom Twittelator
Why does every team feel the need to have white towels to wave. They've become like the cow bell to me. Old and tacky.5:13 PM Oct 31stfrom Twittelator