Profile_bird

Hey there! toddpalin is using Twitter.

Twitter is a free service that lets you keep in touch with people through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What's happening? Join today to start receiving toddpalin's tweets.

Already using Twitter
from your phone? Click here.

toddpalin

  1. I heart peaches 12:46 AM May 16th from Tweetie
  2. Just gave Tripp a spanking. #bastardchild 10:24 PM Apr 7th from Tweetie
  3. I'm wasted... #NCAA 7:44 PM Mar 20th from Tweetie
  4. Just got a call from McCain, he was crying, saying something about Sarah slapping him. Get used to it buddy, I did. 11:45 AM Oct 8th, 2008 from web
  5. I got subpoenaed today. I cant wait to rag all over Sarah. She totally pulled some strings, she pulls mine every day...so freaking annoying! 4:33 PM Sep 12th, 2008 from web
  6. McCain called me today after his interview on The View, he said"got grilled like a ham & cheese panini, I was the ham Sarah was the cheese" 2:41 PM Sep 12th, 2008 from web
  7. @FakeBristolP You wouldn't, how dare you. *whisper* I am writing in Mickey Mouse. 2:14 PM Sep 11th, 2008 from web in reply to FakeBristolP
  8. It's good to be back in Alaska. Where the deer run free BANG, the moose have air BANG, and Sarah can put up her feet BANG. This new AK rules 2:12 PM Sep 11th, 2008 from web
  9. "In 2003, the US considered deploying Sarah Palin to Iraq as a 1-woman commando squad, but wanted to make it a fair fight." It's true! 9:07 AM Sep 10th, 2008 from web
  10. HAHA SARAH IS A PIG WITH LIPSTICK. I have been telling her that for years. 8:40 PM Sep 9th, 2008 from web
  11. Fliped on the TV, saw a show called "Scare Tactics," tuned in to see how @McCain_Palin campaign is moving along. I think the guide was wrong 8:39 PM Sep 9th, 2008 from web
  12. Just had old e come out my nose. 3:46 PM Sep 9th, 2008 from web
  13. Sarah, please stop calling me selfish, I only said I was better than you 91% of the time. ug, Kind of like how McCain votes with Bush. gosh. 3:26 PM Sep 9th, 2008 from web
  14. Just got a text from @McCain "You better watch your mouth, your going to loose this election for your wife and me." SHUT THE FUCK UP MCCAIN! 12:09 PM Sep 9th, 2008 from web
  15. PS. I used to belong to a church which holds support groups to revers homosexually. Seriously, *whisper* God doesn't like it, he told me so. 12:06 PM Sep 9th, 2008 from web
  16. Yay, Sarah is doing her part to get to those Independent voters. Poor McCain, he is so helpless. Cant even get his own party behind him. 12:00 PM Sep 9th, 2008 from web
  17. I called MacDaddyCain today to talk to Sarah. It sounded like he needed her more than I did. I don't know where she packed my undies. Shit.. 3:48 PM Sep 8th, 2008 from web
  18. wow, if Europe were to decide the next prez, @BarackObama would win with 80% of the vote. I think Republicans are one of a kind...douchebags 3:12 PM Sep 8th, 2008 from web
  19. @bigpeachrunner I know, and she didn't even sell it. She gets carried away sometimes, you should see the semi-automatic she hunts with. 9:38 AM Sep 8th, 2008 from web in reply to bigpeachrunner
  20. Who wears short shorts...JOHN MCCAIN! *whisper* your balls are showing... 9:33 AM Sep 8th, 2008 from web