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  1. Ghosts wear magic clothes.
  2. Part of me doesn't hate Sarah Palin. Guess which part.
  3. A double blind study on visually impaired twins... scientific poetry.
  4. There's a reason for everything but there's not always a reasoner.
  5. @xzqx Prove it.
  6. Your shot glass collection says a lot about you, as does the fact that you have a shot glass collection.
  7. @xzqx Here are the legs you ordered, fresh from Brigantine, NJ: http://twitpic.com/9gdxn
  8. And props to my pop on the prop: http://twitpic.com/9fwtd
  9. My whipper snapper's skipper zipper: http://twitpic.com/9fu3g
  10. The Mrs. aquires her sea gams: http://twitpic.com/9fofa
  11. Things work out... sometimes, because of me but more often, in lieu of me.
  12. There's nothing more American than Roman candles.
  13. Let's not forget the true meaning of the holiday: This is the day that Uncle Sam was resurrected in a manger to grant us 3 wishes.
  14. England, don't think of it as losing a colony... think of it as gaining a country-in-law.
  15. I won't download a new iPhone application until I decide where I'm going to put the icon. Psychologists call it iOCD.
  16. Son, I "accidentally" power-washed the faded decals off of your big plastic car.
  17. Happy Dependence Day
  18. @LieutenantHanz I learned to draw by copying pictures from that book. Would it be weird if I got a werebear tattoo?
  19. I think that my gray nostril hairs make my nose look more distinguished.
  20. @soulpancake Who do you like?