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  1. A nontraditional Christmas tradition: http://www.google.com/trends?q=manger
  2. The good thing about tortellini is that you can close your eyes and imagine that you're eating toddler ears.
  3. Paint the plank: http://toddmarrone.com/2009/12/22/custom-cruiser/
  4. "Why does it smell like burnt leg hair in here?" "Because I tried to use the hairdryer to iron my pants while they were on."
  5. How'd I get this way?: http://toddmarrone.com/2009/12/21/december-09-socrates-cafe/
  6. @etherbrian How about orators?
  7. @AlisonRosen Don't you dare.
  8. @heaven_george I'll be the elvish cleric.
  9. The wise do their Christmas shopping online: http://www.amazon.com/NOW-Foods-Frankincense-Oil-fl/dp/B0014UCJSG
  10. @Nicole_Brewer It added "shovel" to it.
  11. When I retire, I'm going to open my own VCR repair shop.
  12. I saw the ice on the stairs, I felt the ice on the stairs, I compensated for the ice on the stairs and I still fell down the stairs.
  13. @sullivanprime "If it's art it's not for everyone, if it's for everyone it's not art." - Arnold Schoenberg
  14. Just, simultaneously, found out that Brittany Murphy lived and died.
  15. @usedwigs Cheers.
  16. I respect sugar cookies for being upfront with me.
  17. Don't dare call it a winter storm... it's Christmas storm! Keep Christ in precipitation.
  18. @xzqx Amen.
  19. Dreamcatchers are as beautiful as they are functional.
  20. A podcast in a pear tree: http://usedwigs.wordpress.com/2009/12/18/podcast-70/