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  1. Today I am thankful for this incredible bounty: http://twitpic.com/r3vro
  2. Happy Thanksgiving: http://twitpic.com/r28be
  3. @Boco_T Thanks! And, I've got a good feeling about this chihuahua.
  4. There's nothing "standard" about that poodle, Westminster. That dog is a freakshow.
  5. I received so many good, and totally different answers to my panko inquiry. I guess it takes a village, to describe breadcrumbs.
  6. What is Panko and why are its crumbs considered so superior to regular, blue collar bread?
  7. @straintest No, you do not.
  8. Norm MacDonald on The Tonight Show this evening. He just used the phrase, "you know that old canard, don't you?"
  9. Hear me rat out my entire family (and watch me drink too much water) on the @NeverNotFunny podcast this week: http://pardcast.com/blog/
  10. My mom loves road movies. This Thanksgiving, should I take her to see The Road?
  11. RT @Boco_T: Sweet, this week's @NeverNotFunny guest is @toddlevin! I saw him live at Virginia Tech, he rules!
  12. Am I emotionally fragile, or does this Shoedini commercial make everyone else meditate on their mortality? http://tinyurl.com/ya6bdg3
  13. @trumpetcake "Where's my flower, Boss?"
  14. @croninwhocares I didn't know Wavy Gravy had a winery.
  15. I'd like to think the person whose car was towed was a self-involved creep, and not an old person picking up some heart pills.
  16. Last night, a car parked across the mouth of our driveway. Got to watch parking enforcement tow it away and felt a sick sense of vengeance.
  17. Well Done, Mikes. RT @michaelbsacks: I have a Shouts in this week's New Yorker. Illustration by M. Kupperman: http://bit.ly/08Ojp52
  18. @croninwhocares Far more reasonable than your earlier confession about defecating while standing up 46% of the time.
  19. The stoops are what I miss most of all: http://twitpic.com/qluvg
  20. @janiehaddad I grew despondent on the plane when I saw a guy in his mid-40s w/ a porkpie hat, bowling shirt and mutton chops.