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  1. Hey popcorn maker! What is up with you?! You popped a lot of these! 7:16 PM Nov 17th from Echofon
  2. Why Tennesee Williams was very Gay was because he bonked his head on the window. 6:40 PM Nov 12th from Echofon
  3. I'm going to make a house with books, and I'm going to make lots of windows so I can look out and see the trucks. 6:11 PM Oct 22nd from Echofon
  4. I really want to buy a real front loader police car. 12:31 PM Sep 7th from TweetDeck
  5. @samsamexclaims I gave hiphop to whiteboys when nobody was looking, left it in a basement when they gentrified Brooklyn - @saulwilliams 11:27 PM Jun 28th from TweetDeck in reply to samsamexclaims
  6. An artichoke mooing is pretty dang funny. 10:00 AM Jun 27th from web
  7. I'm jammin, jammin, jammin, steamroller. I'm jammin, jammin, jammin, dump truck. 8:31 AM Jun 26th from TweetDeck
  8. @Scarlet_minnow I'm not sure if the night Tweetup should be Friday or Saturday. Friday sounds good, though. 3:19 PM Jun 24th from TweetDeck in reply to theDahling
  9. I'm FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW! I want to play with rubber stamps. I'M FREAKING OUT! No, don't fuss me. 8:43 AM Jun 24th from TweetDeck
  10. You can't go to the doctor 'cause you're uninsured. 8:27 PM Jun 16th from Power Twitter
  11. Mama, Mama! I Smell like Sandal Butt! 10:35 AM Jun 16th from Nambu
  12. Mama, I'm using it like a hat. 8:38 AM Jun 15th from twhirl
  13. Papa, let's listen to the Beastie Boys! 9:51 PM Jun 5th from twhirl
  14. I ate the food of my people. It's Paprikash. It has chicken in it. 8:08 AM May 5th from twhirl
  15. SAM! Sam! Speaking of the Devil, you have a can of beer! 7:39 PM Apr 26th from twhirl
  16. All of my trucks are getting Sushi. See, they are at Portland. 10:07 AM Apr 18th from twhirl
  17. I'm not a buster bunny, I'm a donkey. No, I'm a buster bunny. 9:48 AM Apr 18th from twhirl
  18. The waiting game sucks. Lets play hungry hippos. 11:14 AM Apr 11th from twhirl
  19. I don't want a stick in my corndog. 11:00 AM Apr 11th from twhirl
  20. @samuelrutldge Digi dack Digga dack. Diga dack. Digada dack. Digadiga wia whack. 8:42 PM Apr 3rd from twhirl in reply to samuelrutldge
  • Name Toddler Rutledge
  • Location Pacific Northwest
  • Bio Accidental tweets from the mouth of a two and a half year old construction equipment expert
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