todderfodder
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@ HAHAHA. Wow. Can we go out tomorrow, please?
about 7 hours ago
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in reply to stevethedeve
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Sure I'm losing my inhibition, but in front of myself, what's the point?
about 7 hours ago
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One thing I've realized while drinking alone is half the fun of drinking is trying to pretend like you're sober in front of everyone else.
about 7 hours ago
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There's an iPhone app that can turn my Christmas tree lights on? I need it now.
about 9 hours ago
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Just discovered the biggest blister on the side of my toe. Fucking Zara shoes.
about 9 hours ago
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The Fairmont is quite nice. Bravo mom and dad.
about 9 hours ago
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At Elephant & Castle, and it is jammin!
about 11 hours ago
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My mother's subtle hints about what she wants for Christmas are truly an art form.
about 11 hours ago
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I'm starting to be one of those smelly kids. Time to suck it up and risk the wash on these jeans.
about 11 hours ago
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J.Crew was giving out waters while I waited in line. Very nice.
about 12 hours ago
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Mom says she doesn't want to drink wine at dinner in front of my dad. Trust me, mom. He knows. It's going to be awkward enough sober.
about 12 hours ago
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"You would wear it too if you knew how much it cost." - my mother's reasoning for wearing her engagement ring even though she's divorced.
about 13 hours ago
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Shopping my little heart out, and it feels so good.
about 15 hours ago
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@ It means in a serious way.
about 16 hours ago
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in reply to doellmi
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Hearing that Macy's on State Street is on fire. Anyone know anything?
about 16 hours ago
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@ made a special cookie just for me. I heart her.
about 17 hours ago
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My mother's not even here yet, and I want a drink like whoa.
about 17 hours ago
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@ Thanks, friend. As long as the world keeps being weird, er, interesting, I'll keep tweeting about it.
about 18 hours ago
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in reply to dshanahan
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Note to self: You suck at making beds.
about 18 hours ago
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Follow @ and let's school him on why Twitter is the bomb dot com.
about 20 hours ago
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- Name Todd
- Location Chicago
- Web http://toddalexan...
- Bio This is a home for the random thoughts and observations that float through my head.
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