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  1. It seems like a good time to have another look at Jon Benjamin's "The T-Shirt of Terror." http://bit.ly/Kfbjb about 6 hours ago from web
  2. Just bought some cough drops even though we all know they don't do shit. about 8 hours ago from TwitterBerry
  3. Guy in line behind me at KMart bought toilet bowl brush AND a bottle of toilet bowl cleaner. The definition of "overkill." 1:03 PM Nov 14th from web
  4. Me + @steveagee should share it RT @DrOz Who do you think should be @TIME's Person of the Year? I nominated the Twitter founders last night. 12:44 PM Nov 13th from TwitterBerry
  5. RT @villagevoice: Greasy-combover comedian @neil_hamburger at @knittingfactory w @street_carnage @ToddBarry http://bit.ly/11poYZ 2:22 PM Nov 12th from TwitterBerry
  6. About to see @mrdavehill 's show "Big In Japan" at UCB Theater. Looking forward to giving him mean-spirited notes and feedback afterwards. 6:25 PM Nov 11th from TwitterBerry
  7. Really great pictures of Sarah Vowell and me: http://www.hbo.com/boredtod... 12:00 AM Nov 11th from web
  8. http://twitpic.com/p28b2 - Honey Mustard Dressing. Backstage. @addisonimprov. Nov. 10, 2009. 5:53 PM Nov 10th from TwitPic
  9. @eddiepepitone Just ate at Panda Express at the Houston Airport. Had their new "Sweet Fire" chicken. I recommend it. 10:45 AM Nov 10th from TwitterBerry
  10. I'll be at the @addisonimprov tonight. That's near Dallas. 8 PM. 8:14 AM Nov 10th from Brizzly
  11. You mean, "YOU'RE WELCOME, ASSHOLE!!!!!!!" RT @jwoliner: @toddbarry THANKS ASSHOLE!!!!!!! 4:22 PM Nov 9th from Brizzly
  12. The Houston hotel conditioner I'm about to use contains no sulfates or parabens. I hope those aren't necessary for me to do a killer show. 3:46 PM Nov 9th from Brizzly
  13. Super sincere special thanks to @jwoliner for flipping @chelseavperetti 's video of my DC hotel suite. She accidentally filmed it sideways. 3:18 PM Nov 9th from Brizzly
  14. Good. RT @steveagee: @toddbarry I was told I'd have a vice presidential suite...when I got there I didn't have one. You probably got mine. 3:14 PM Nov 9th from Brizzly
  15. RT @ChelseaVPeretti Watch @ToddBarry humbly give me and @brendonwalsh a tour of his modest hotel suite in DC http://bit.ly/2W80mW 2:46 PM Nov 9th from web
  16. @AddisonImprov Better Off Dead? You mean "Bored To Death?" 2:45 PM Nov 9th from web in reply to AddisonImprov
  17. Attention Houston, Texas. I'm doing a show at the @houstonimprov tomorrow. Monday. 8 PM. 1:01 PM Nov 8th from web
  18. I'm on "Bored To Death" tonight, along with @hodgman, Sarah Vowell, and probably other people. 11:31 AM Nov 8th from web
  19. Tickets on sale now, San Francisco, New Years Eve Comedy Countdown, Palace of Fine Arts w/ @DougBenson @gregbehrendt, Maria. Bamford, others 1:34 PM Nov 7th from TwitterBerry
  20. In Austin eating with @brendonwalsh. He just said there's. "Stone Cold Creamery" across the street. Ahahahahah. What an idiot. 7:17 PM Nov 6th from TwitterBerry