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  1. Have not heard from @starbucks re: my request for free VIA Instant Coffee because I'm famous. Just giving you guys an update!
  2. RT @daviday: will be interviewing comedian Todd Barry later today. Anything in particular I should ask him?
  3. Free posters for my New England tour! Full color: http://bit.ly/4Y103R Ink-Saving White background: http://bit.ly/078FbEX
  4. How shitty was that bran muffin I just ate at the Toronto airport?
  5. Hosting "Sunday Night Live" at @comedybar Toronto tonight. Featuring @thesketchersons. 9PM. Advance tickets http://www.comedybar.ca
  6. http://twitpic.com/qfw1w - Glue, Baby Powder, Scissors. Backstage. @comedybar. Toronto. November 21, 2009.
  7. Hey @Starbucks I like your new instant coffee. Can you send me a few free boxes? I'm famous. Thanks in advance!
  8. Filling out Canadian customs form. Where it says "citizenship," is it ok to write "USA, Baby! Fuck yeah!!!?"
  9. Are they reading from your journal? RT @steveagee sitting in a cafe with to 2 girls who are blabbering about clothes, periods and balls
  10. RT @glennsumi: Don't miss @toddbarry this weekend at Toronto's @comedybar. Pretty sure he'll actually show up to do his sets & hang out ...
  11. Your forgot the link http://bit.ly/4CXim4 RT @steveagee I didn't make top 10 Hottest Men on Twitter like @toddbarry. I'm prob #11 or 2,700.
  12. This never would've happened when I was in high school. RT @smaknews Top 10 Hottest Men 2 Follow On Twitter http://bit.ly/4CXim4
  13. Nice. Thanks! @The_AV_Club @toddbarry Your album made our best-of-the-decade list: http://bit.ly/2hTkKk
  14. It seems like a good time to have another look at Jon Benjamin's "The T-Shirt of Terror." http://bit.ly/Kfbjb
  15. Just bought some cough drops even though we all know they don't do shit.
  16. Guy in line behind me at KMart bought toilet bowl brush AND a bottle of toilet bowl cleaner. The definition of "overkill."
  17. Me + @steveagee should share it RT @DrOz Who do you think should be @TIME's Person of the Year? I nominated the Twitter founders last night.
  18. RT @villagevoice: Greasy-combover comedian @neil_hamburger at @knittingfactory w @street_carnage @ToddBarry http://bit.ly/11poYZ
  19. About to see @mrdavehill 's show "Big In Japan" at UCB Theater. Looking forward to giving him mean-spirited notes and feedback afterwards.