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  1. Just woke up from sex dream about someone 20 yrs younger than me. Depressed to realize it still would have been legal. #feelingoldabout 4 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. What? A new OS from Google?? But I've only just discovered pita bread!about 6 hours ago from web
  3. So is Dimitri Martin serious about that hair?about 7 hours ago from web
  4. @abigvictory Next time express a need for tryptophan. Only the very best will parlay *that* into a sexual connotation.about 10 hours ago from web in reply to abigvictory
  5. @emilygrosvenor I dig the way you think.about 10 hours ago from web in reply to emilygrosvenor
  6. @emilygrosvenor Also, trying to pronounce "Todd" as if it's exotic = fail.about 11 hours ago from web in reply to emilygrosvenor
  7. @emilygrosvenor @Bizurke @bldngnerd LOL. NPR Name-Generator....that's brilliant. More fun than rappers and porn stars.about 11 hours ago from web in reply to emilygrosvenor
  8. Question: Do I *have* to have a completely fucked up name to be a reporter for NPR?about 11 hours ago from web
  9. @frageelay I'm as impressed with the kid as the bird. I have not witnessed that level of patience in my own spawn.about 13 hours ago from web in reply to frageelay
  10. @frageelay Holy shit. That is awesome!about 13 hours ago from web in reply to frageelay
  11. Spent half-hour trying to open a WordPerfect file in MS Word. Booo. OpenOffice yields immediate success with perfect formatting. Yay.about 16 hours ago from web
  12. @hidama OR BACONZ.about 16 hours ago from web in reply to hidama
  13. HOLY SHIT PITA BREADS ARE AWESOME! THEY HAVE AN *INSIDE*.about 16 hours ago from web
  14. @antiqueweek Don't know about Des Moines, but if you are heading east from there on I-80, there's a shop or two in West Branch. :)about 19 hours ago from web in reply to antiqueweek
  15. It's not every day I get a tweet from a future RN asking if it's OK to crush and snort vicodin. More like every third day or so.about 19 hours ago from web
  16. @amandamorrow That was not a happy tweet. :(about 20 hours ago from web in reply to amandamorrow
  17. And @MaureenDowd looks into her mind: http://bit.ly/PAj60about 20 hours ago from web
  18. Check it: @ZinaSaunders looks at the raw truth of Sarah Palin's decision: http://www.drawger.com/zina...about 20 hours ago from web
  19. @lisalove I was actually charmed. I almost asked if I could take his picture. Now, at 9pm, I would have probably beaten him. Or the clerk.about 20 hours ago from web in reply to lisalove
  20. @lisalove I waited in line behind him for about 5 minutes or so. Truck stops are nutty places.about 20 hours ago from web in reply to lisalove