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  1. RT @BridgemanArtNY: How to illustrate the joys of reading? Amazing little film for New Zealand Book Council http://bit.ly/5v2KXu.
  2. "The price we pay when pursuing any art or calling, is an intimate knowledge of its ugly side." -James Baldwin, d 22y ago today
  3. "In Israel, in order to be realist, you must believe in miracles." -David Ben-Gurion, d 36y ago today
  4. "They arrested Helen Reddy for loitering in front of an orchestra." -Bette Midler, 64 today; #red
  5. "I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying till I get it right." -Richard Pryor, wb 69 today
  6. "I have an intense desire to return to the womb. Anybody's." -Woody Allen, 74 today and still a creep
  7. "Miss Merman is a great broad...that is, she's a great Broadway star." -Mary Martin, wb 96 today
  8. "Nothing is more admirable than the fortitude with which millionaires tolerate the disadvantages of their wealth." -Rex Stout, wb 123 today
  9. "Happiness is the sublime moment when you get out of your corsets at night." -Joyce Grenfell, d 30y ago today
  10. "The biggest misconception people have about me is that I'm stupid." -Billy Idol, 54 today
  11. "I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted."-Lawrence Summers, 55: http://tinyurl.com/yf889yz
  12. "If you want to have clean ideas, change them as often as your shirt." -Francis Picabia, d 56y ago today
  13. "Avoid all needle drugs. The only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon." -Abbie Hoffman, wb 73 today; hadn't met George W. Bush
  14. "Tremendous amounts of talent are being lost to our society just because that talent wears a skirt." -Shirley Chisholm, wb 85 today
  15. @TheFabu1ousOne "Death or Glory" by the Clash is doin' that for me now.
  16. "Biography lends to death a new terror." -Oscar Wilde, d 109y ago today
  17. @4SquaresPerInch I have some favorites...
  18. "The only cure for grief is action." -G. H. Lewes, d 131y ago today
  19. "Life is fraught with opportunities to keep your mouth shut." -Winston Churchill, wb 135 today, and a-fuckin'-men to that!
  20. What's it take to break an SUV window--a nine iron?