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  1. Oh, that's right, @donatellamoss / @donnamoss is from Canada. My mistake.
  2. Why is it on TV that when someone is from small-town USA, they're from Wisconsin? Not every1 is @donnatelamoss (or is it @donnamoss).
  3. @elemsee True. Always a catch. Like a bored and distracted Congress. Or Federal Law. Too bad @ainsleyhayes wasn't representing me.
  4. Why give two weeks notice when you can just, you know, leak state secrets? Oh, that's right, jail. Keep forgetting that one.
  5. The fact that Matthew McWhatsHisName makes movies and, you know, gets girls is so wrong. So very very long.
  6. Ashton and American Idol are trending topics on twitter? What is this world coming to?
  7. 800+BB in stimulus and I'm still dryving my 1973 Dodge Dart ...
  8. some days you're changing the world; some days you're just finding a mate for lum-lum.
  9. People of faith whose only answer to questions/challenges is "One day you'll just understand" should be ashamed of themselves.
  10. Even though I am a grumpy old man, I hate it when people call me a grumpy old man. Oh, the riony.
  11. @AinsleyHayes Creative Coalition? I can't stand those people. Course, I can't stand any people, to be honest.
  12. @silnan Maybe if I introduce myself with "I work at the White House" ...
  13. @silnan Even if you turned the phone part off? Are they worried the $15B plane will get flummoxed by something I bought at Radio Shack?
  14. About to board a plane to Europe. Wonder if they'll let me use my phone on the plane ... so long as I don't talk about "safe" seats.
  15. @DannyConcannon There's a difference between knowing *what* to say, what *not* to say, and *when* to say it. Wouldn't you agree?
  16. @JoshuaLyman I'd rather write the Inauguration speech. So long as I have my sidekicks @willbailey and @sam_seaborn
  17. Why is it all the good shows get canceled? I mean, how many "eat a dead worm" and crime procedural shows do we REALLY need on the air?
  18. @DannyConcannon I think you had @claudiajean right up until "woman!" You should hire a speechwriter. Perhaps my sidekick @Sam_Seaborn
  19. @rakshi No laws broken. If I could twitter with a piece of paper and a pencil, I'd be very happy.
  20. @DannyConcannon Life is always better after pie.