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  1. http://twitpic.com/6gxjc - I'm sooooooooo happy today!
  2. NINJA CAT all up in this tree, watch my moves... what, no, I'm not stuck! Leave me alone! Waaaaaiiiiit, ah no... damn it!
  3. http://twitpic.com/3qkuz - Too hot out. Please insert food.
  4. Laid in dirt. Then rolled on to back. Good day I feel. I think I saw that bird again too.
  5. http://twitpic.com/3hg4a - They wont stop laughing. Alls I did was jump off the bed.
  6. http://twitpic.com/39tzc - uh oh…
  7. http://twitpic.com/2faor - Someone threw out a perfectly good eggy bed. I'm on it.
  8. That damn pink string is back. It's cool I'll take care of it.
  9. http://twitpic.com/1yty7 - NO! I told you I don't like Oranges!
  10. good morning! Here's some vomit! BLAARRGGGHH Have a good day.
  11. who are you calling a smurf? SMURF YOU!
  12. are you gonna let me outside? are you gonna let me outside? are you gonna let me- OW!! MY FOOT!! YOU STEPPED ON MY FOOT!!
  13. No, see, now is the time I go outside. No petting, no sleeping... you just don't get it, do you. Sigh.
  14. What do I gotta do to get FED around here! You're in the kitchen and that means dinner time. http://flickr.com/photos/ja...
  15. Will turn the new 25% grey futon cover to a 35% grey futon cover with an even coating of black hair.
  16. @shortyawards I nominate @sockington for a Shorty Award in #humor because MEEOWWWWWW
  17. this place SEEMS like home but I don't trust it. Could be a hologram. Better smell and scratch more.
  18. Christmas is bad news bahhumbug. Wait I'll eat a humbug. Humbug?
  19. Sting-string-string-sting-string-pinkstring-pinkstring-pinkstring…What's that? Bacon?
  20. Was outside this morning & got sand on my chin… how'd I find sand? Too snowy for sand.