tobysucks
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Video: Finally uploaded this.
about 7 hours ago
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Tried meatloaf tonight. That bucket list is really running scared now.
about 9 hours ago
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Photo: I wasn’t an American before I ate this.
about 9 hours ago
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Everybody watch Conan tonight, Nikki G. will be drumming for 30 Seconds to Mars!
about 13 hours ago
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I'm now on Tumblr, in case you all wanted to read what I have to say a third time.
about 14 hours ago
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RT @: Has anyone heard if The Meaty/Cheesey Boys are reuniting?
about 19 hours ago
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You'd think somebody would've capitalized on this whole Vampire fad by now...
8:56 PM Dec 9th
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I'm not sure I understand the term 'counterfeit toys'. When did children stop playing with refrigerator boxes and filth?
11:06 PM Dec 3rd
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Just heard Ted Kennedy's new rap album. His rhymes are terrible- it's all 'Red/Head/Dead' type stuff.
2:13 PM Dec 2nd
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Hey, @, we should probably have a chat...
12:12 AM Dec 1st
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9:02 PM Nov 27th
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Nobody I follow has tweeted in the past 17 hours. Yesterday must've been Thanksgiving.
11:39 AM Nov 27th
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whichever pilgrim it was who suggested having a Twilight Zone marathon every Thanksgiving.
2:14 PM Nov 26th
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Uh oh, I think I'm entering another 'couldn't care less about singer-songwriters' phase... Thanks Carson Daly's 'All David Grey' episode.
1:43 AM Nov 26th
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I'm watching V because I really want to see where they go with this 'rebellious teen' character.
9:39 PM Nov 25th
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Dear Hipster guy, a reminder: In ten years, when you can't believe you wore that, there is still going to be a large tattoo on your chest.
3:46 PM Nov 16th
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Keep getting these weird Beatles-to-Charles-Manson type secret messages from Elizabeth Mitchell, but they're all about licking her body.
7:34 PM Nov 11th
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When I have headphones in my ears I forget that people can still smell my farts.
7:16 PM Nov 11th
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Do you think anyone's ever blocked on Twitter? I would do it just for humor's sake, but I someday wish to have a career in Hollywood.
2:10 PM Nov 10th
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I wonder if all these customers know that I'm alseep on the job...
4:30 PM Nov 9th
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- Name Toby Bryan
- Location Los Angeles.
- Bio I tend to put all my Moseses in one basket.
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