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  1. Minions! Follow my malevolent comedic quips! Do not let the jaded @carolrhartsell secure more pitiful pawns than your almighty master!
  2. Minions! Witness my social interaction at a local hole in the wall! Though evil! http://bit.ly/2U8jxL
  3. Minions! Witness and bid on my current take over of your weird and greedy Holiday! http://bit.ly/5duxRb
  4. Minions! use this link, as well! http://bit.ly/2U8jxL
  5. Minions! I have returned to shelack your day in my unique brand of Mechanical Malevolenceā„¢! Read new static adventures:http://bit.ly/19f3hN
  6. Minions! Witness my Monday return to the tormented static comic pages! http://twurl.nl/rz74e4
  7. Minions! Puppy time! http://twurl.nl/xgx3js
  8. Pitiful minions! Witness my return to the daily comic world! Do not delay, or suffer the loss of all things decadent! http://twurl.nl/bb2rel
  9. MINIONS! Witness my awesome power of guest appearances in today's LEGEND OF BILL static comedy art! http://twurl.nl/70ofis
  10. Minions! Prepare for my 9/21 return to static comics by wrapping your feeble bodies in copper wire and $26 Steaks! Do not question why!
  11. Minions! How are you? How is your current state of being? Would you like to vocalize your pitiful life story over brewed caffeinated elixir?
  12. Happy 10th day of this Calendar grid, minions o' mine! You may now return feigned pleasantries in my general direction!
  13. Minions! Suck it!
  14. You will all lose your ability to choose instant soup mixes in 3... 2....
  15. Minions! Witness my speech to this nations school children! I may be after their souls, but my name is not Obama, so it is OK to view!
  16. Fear my wrath, carbon slush bags of the NYC comedy scene! #comixny
  17. Minions! I am on evil hiatus until the 21st of this calendar grid! Enjoy your brief freedom from my malevolence! http://digg.com/u1CCng
  18. Minions! Witness the awesome power of my abilities to buy an evil round! http://digg.com/u1BZrz
  19. Minions! Mondays are for only the mightiest of my malevolent army of mechanical darkness!
  20. Minions! Accept my morning brewed concoction for a limited time only! http://digg.com/u1BZrz