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  1. Hah, this is pure genius. http://www.slydial.com/ Never have to talk to anyone you don't want to again, go right to voicemail. 39 minutes ago from web
  2. Avenue Q is freaking awesome. See it if you can. Songs about racism and schadenfreude, explicit muppet sex, and Gary Coleman. about 2 hours ago from web
  3. @grovebrc @ravinald Gloucester Road as well. Every tube rider has to squeeze in an elevator for four floors. Pretty inefficient. about 2 hours ago from web
  4. England needs to replace all the slow ass elevators in their tube stops with escalators pronto, because it's not 1920 anymore. about 6 hours ago from web
  5. @mrsnewman Fine, bitch! I didn't want to drink delicious wine with you anyway! about 6 hours ago from web
  6. Gorgeous rainy day in London. I feel like I should be casting spells from a mountain, or drinking ale in my castle. Ale seems more likely. about 13 hours ago from web
  7. Holy vertigo, Batman. Looking down from the Burj Dubai is like looking down from SPACE. http://bit.ly/dnnxN about 15 hours ago from web
  8. "Programming is an unnatural human endeavor. We're used to having our listener fill in the gaps for us." 4:28 PM Nov 13th from web
  9. Had dinner at Ye Olde Cheshire Cheese, a pub rebuilt in 1667 after the Great Fire. Yeah, that's 100 years older than the US. Nice eats. 3:22 PM Nov 13th from web
  10. I hope this guy found help in time. http://bit.ly/2UPY56 3:19 PM Nov 13th from web
  11. Muse in concert rocked my nuts off. See them live if you can. In related news, if anyone has seen my nuts, please return them. 5:30 PM Nov 12th from web
  12. My credit card caught fire today trying to consume all the pounds we've been throwing at it. 10:04 AM Nov 12th from web
  13. My lovely wife made me a nice British breakfast of eggs on beans on toast. Now off to see the British Library, London Eye, and Muse! 2:45 AM Nov 12th from web
  14. @wonkybutt Holy shit man, do you know what that means? YOU CAN START AN EMPIRE! Adam, Supreme Emperor of the Sunnyvale Caltrain lot! 5:41 PM Nov 11th from web
  15. Best gaming quote ever: "This game kicks your ass until diarrhea comes out your dick". I just about snarfed beer on my keyboard. 4:38 PM Nov 11th from web
  16. Awesome day in London. Natural History Museum, Harrod's for tea and goodies, dinner at Rules, cottage pie and pudding. And booze. Yeay. 4:05 PM Nov 11th from web
  17. @grovebrc Oh, fuck her then. I hate people that carry on 3 bags and take up all the overhead space. Check that shit, jackass. 4:04 PM Nov 11th from web
  18. @grovebrc What the fuck does the TSA object to with a breast pump? How exactly would you take over a plane with a bag of boob milk? 3:56 PM Nov 11th from web
  19. I never thought anything could make American radio look good, but British radio is shiiiiite. Shoulda brought CDs on our road trip. 3:41 AM Nov 11th from web
  20. @lockevincent Dude, Yuzo will never finish Demon's Souls. It's his new Bioshock, we need to get someone to shave. 3:47 PM Nov 10th from web