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  1. My legal counsel has advised me to keep my mouth shut, so all I'm going to say is that cat was asking for it.9:10 AM Jun 22nd from Tweetie
  2. Crap (literally!); I've a case of Tuna Poo. Curse you, sweet deliciousness of the sea...11:04 AM May 29th from Tweetie
  3. The Dog Lounge calls it a 'bath and blow-out.' I call it water-boarding. Tomato TahMahto.7:43 PM May 24th from Tweetie
  4. Just got picked up by my humans after spending 8 days at Gitmo...I mean the Dog Lounge...wait, no, I meant Gitmo.7:41 PM May 24th from Tweetie
  5. How are we supposed to escape when they've got us on camera? http://www.downtowndogloung...4:04 PM May 14th from Tweetie
  6. @tomcarmony TAKE ME OUT!! I gotz ta PEE!!11:20 PM May 3rd from Tweetie in reply to tomcarmony
  7. You should all be following me! @tobeysucks @tobeysucks @tobeysucks And I guess you could throw @tobeyallen a bone. #woofwednesday3:07 PM Apr 29th from Tweetie
  8. @AndruEdwards Don't hate.10:21 AM Apr 24th from Tweetie in reply to AndruEdwards
  9. @FlowerTheDog Don't let them torture you like that! You shouldn't be teased with cookies! Sacred, delicious cookies.12:45 AM Apr 22nd from Tweetie in reply to FlowerTheDog
  10. Just chillin'... http://twitpic.com/3mmag4:32 PM Apr 19th from Tweetie
  11. @LadyDoodle At least you didn't have to experience it in person. There's a reason why we call @tobeyallen an evolutionary dead end.9:13 PM Apr 7th from Tweetie in reply to LadyDoodle
  12. I can't believe I have to walk behind this... http://twitpic.com/2zb7g5:40 PM Apr 7th from Tweetie
  13. I so NEEEEEED this t-shirt! Does @threadless offer dog sizes?!? http://bit.ly/1805M9:48 AM Mar 30th from web
  14. Wow. The weather outside is so bad that I think I will forgo the walk this afternoon and just pee and poop in the living room.1:59 PM Mar 20th from web
  15. @sperte I love you for that. #catsareevil2:58 PM Mar 12th from Tweetie in reply to sperte
  16. I figured being high would be more fun than this. Sedation sucks...11:12 AM Mar 7th from Tweetie
  17. Don't even try it, @diannelearned! I'm on to you and your horse pills!!10:01 AM Mar 7th from Tweetie
  18. @apollodog they're just trying to oppress you. Humans do that. Like how mine refuse to let me eat the grandparents' cat. Bunch of haters...8:00 PM Feb 15th from Tweetie in reply to apollodog
  19. @deltoncarmony Who let the smelly little human on here?!?1:06 AM Jan 25th from web in reply to deltoncarmony
  20. I'm pissed that @tomcarmony and @diannelearned didn't get me an invite to the @whrrl party. What am I, chopped liver?9:54 PM Jan 22nd from web
  • Name Maddie
  • Location Seattle, WA
  • Bio I don't like bananas, I hate cats with all of my being, I tolerate Tobey and sometimes I poop in the living room.
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