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  1. They came straight out of the mountains, hijacked a sweet ride, and asked "do you have the water with lemon?" Nope fresh out of both. 12:27 PM Nov 3rd from web
  2. I could be learning right now. I <3 having the internet-stupids. 12:08 PM Nov 2nd from web
  3. Candy is the first line of defense against frozen chicken being thrown at you in the kitchen. 11:59 PM Oct 31st from web
  4. 25 dollars for seven hours of work? Being a waitress sucks. 10:38 AM Oct 30th from web
  5. @silverboyMI Your muffin apathy made me lol a little. 12:43 PM Oct 20th from web in reply to silverboyMI
  6. How long do you put muffins in the microwave? Ten minutes MacGruber! 10:22 PM Oct 18th from web
  7. I find this technology shallow and pedantic... myes, shallow and pedantic. 8:20 AM Oct 9th from web
  8. Can the definition of 'standard English' and 'Ebonics' just switch? 'Ebonics' (the word) is much cooler. I can has that? 9:38 PM Sep 12th from web
  9. Leave it to management to muck up my life. I demand restaurant Democracy. 2:25 PM Sep 12th from web
  10. Can your mom be my trope? 9:29 PM Sep 9th from web
  11. You know you should quit serving people when servers don't tip you. 1:18 PM Sep 8th from web
  12. @silverboyMI I thought I read it. I haven't seen family guy in a long time really. No cable. 5:46 PM Sep 5th from web in reply to silverboyMI
  13. We will drink tea like it is going out of fashion and when it goes out we will drink it ironically Did I dream I read this or did it happen? 9:53 AM Sep 3rd from web
  14. Prevent junior asshats: Force teens to work in restaurants before parents can give them debit cards 4:31 PM Sep 1st from web
  15. Hey, get off the sidewalk before a throw a stick between your spokes. 5:27 PM Aug 31st from web
  16. Prepare to never leave the restaurant tomorrow as we enter the full-on weekend - at least I don't have to talk to those people. 10:38 PM Aug 21st from web
  17. Hurray! All the renobs have come for college! Prepare for at least two months of blatant idiocy as Freshman test their boundaries. 6:56 PM Aug 20th from web
  18. Hey, hey you... Then and than are not homonyms. They are not spelled the same nor do they sound the same therefore =/= homonyms. 10:48 PM Aug 19th from web
  19. Eight hours of epic standing, walking, and repeating the same words over and over and over... EPIC. 7:36 PM Aug 19th from web
  20. Hey, failing to acknowledge that I wasted my time Saturday is not acceptable. Give me my money. 11:45 AM Aug 18th from web