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  1. My tweets were seen by @collectiveSanta who says I’m naughty & deserve the grey bits of the turkey. Visit Santa http://is.gd/53nHE
  2. @Alyssa_Milano you looked fabulous at the Unicef Ball
  3. Hope there's nuthin' but coal in the stocking for the sad sack who stole this rare "charlie brown" tree http://bit.ly/7kaZQN
  4. Tiger game that's fun to lose! http://bit.ly/6vykAT
  5. RT @earthgarage: AutoblogGreen: Lexus Magazine explains how to get 85 mpg from HS 250h. http://bit.ly/7A6hL0
  6. RT @PugetMaritime: Holland America cutting Seattle cruises http://bit.ly/79Watm
  7. American Fundamentalists, The Family, linked to Uganda's Kill the Gay Legislation; RT @agencyspy: Wow. http://bit.ly/7BvzrQ
  8. The Aliens have landed RT @Gizmodo: Giant Mysterious Spiral Takes Over the Skies of Norway http://gizmodo.com/5422574/ #science #giantspiral
  9. @TheMayor2009 no fire? http://lighterofthemonthclub.com/
  10. @TheMayor2009 Hey Hot Stuff...no flame? send me your shipping details and I'll send you samples http://lighterofthemonthclub.com/
  11. @BillNigh thanks for the retweets, much appreciated
  12. Maybe the joke is 10 under par? RT @Mike_FTW: FUCK! I'm in the middle of a joke about 'the back nine' when Tiger Woods mistress #10 pops up.
  13. Oh well OK then NOIretweeted...RT @houseindustries: We will point out that it's pronounced NOI-traface, not NEW-traface.
  14. Rediscovering the joy of campervanbeethoven
  15. Entropy sure ain't what it used to be.
  16. RT @AmFisheriesSoc: Judge #Redden - "We have a serious problem." http://bit.ly/6A8Cr5 Follow live blog at http://bit.ly/7mu80R #salmon
  17. Snake Dam Removal back in court Judge James Redden underlined the word "now" in a memo he sent to the lawyers last week.http://bit.ly/7A76Eg
  18. @brentsimmons http://bit.ly/15cbt7
  19. Sissybar! @brentsimmons: From time to time I miss my banana seat and high handlebars — I miss poppin’ wheelies, seeing how slow I could go.
  20. RT @TheMayor2009: If God doesn't exist, how do we explain macadamia nut, butterscotch pot brownies? I know I see God when I eat them.