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Maybe the joke is 10 under par? RT @Mike_FTW: FUCK! I'm in the middle of a joke about 'the back nine' when Tiger Woods mistress #10 pops up.11:11 AM Dec 7thfrom Tweetie
Sissybar! @brentsimmons: From time to time I miss my banana seat and high handlebars — I miss poppin’ wheelies, seeing how slow I could go.4:08 PM Nov 17thfrom Tweetie
RT @TheMayor2009: If God doesn't exist, how do we explain macadamia nut, butterscotch pot brownies? I know I see God when I eat them.3:51 PM Nov 17thfrom Tweetie