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  1. Native American's invading the whale's vagina... It's like Howard Zinn's version of alternative history fiction about 7 hours ago from web
  2. @xmasape Careful up in Bodymore, don't get stabbed in the AMSheLek! about 7 hours ago from web in reply to xmasape
  3. RT @joelmchale: Merry Christmas everyone! 7:41 AM Nov 27th from web
  4. And a happy Amshelek to you too! 7:40 AM Nov 27th from web
  5. ALL DAY LONG! Bring it T-bag! 10:31 PM Nov 26th from web
  6. @xmasape Clever candy ass, dance funny man, you think Bodymore's got less for than floatyjebuz has for us? Kiddy binker! 10:30 PM Nov 26th from web in reply to xmasape
  7. Gilberry, quit shit bricking me! You're an all pro! Act like it fuckface! 10:27 PM Nov 26th from web
  8. RT @NotKurtWarner: After being in St. Louis for a weekend, I almost got used to that smell of stale beer that sort of lingers around the ... 1:12 PM Nov 23rd from web
  9. We're gonna post this, cause hey, why not? http://kurtgreenbaumisapuss... 6:28 PM Nov 22nd from web
  10. RT @FakeMcConaghey: I'll admit it, I didn't even realize 'SAHARA' was movie till one day we're about done desert parasailin an some dude ... 6:10 PM Nov 22nd from web
  11. @webby37 really just thinking of the first minute or so of this:http://www.hulu.com/watch/107054/parks-and-recreation-the-camel#s-p1-so-i0 6:04 PM Nov 22nd from web in reply to webby37
  12. We think we've entered an internet celebrity rap beef? But it's like one where it's an unknown underground rapper and like a drunk Kanye 5:51 PM Nov 22nd from web
  13. @xmasape Not entirely true good sir, look at old tweets, we're clearly big KSK/Deadspin fans and a TFFM owner. But otherwise yes. 5:40 PM Nov 22nd from web in reply to xmasape
  14. Hines Ward doing the tomahawk chop? 19th-Century-Racist-Stereotype-on-19th-Century-Racist-Stereotype crime? Someone make an irish joke! 5:33 PM Nov 22nd from web
  15. We need to play more 'fat people cities.' Buffalo, Cleveland, Cincinnati time to unbuckle those belts. 5:30 PM Nov 22nd from web
  16. @xmasape Really, twitter activity? Ya went there? Low blow sir, low blow I say! 5:20 PM Nov 22nd from web in reply to xmasape
  17. Putting the "stud" back in studebaker? Yeah, that wasn't a good one, sorry. 3:22 PM Nov 22nd from web
  18. 2 wins, the only words are, uhm, ala akbar? 3:20 PM Nov 22nd from web
  19. @xmasape Shtupid Matt Crasserrr! 3:20 PM Nov 22nd from web in reply to xmasape
  20. Shoulda started Jamaal Charles over Marion Barber... We're a fool. 1:37 PM Nov 22nd from web
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