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  1. @stgpresents - Kenny G? Hmmm.. well. I think I'll pass, thanks. ;-)
  2. @ascottwhite - HA!
  3. Thank you Neal deGrasse Tyson: http://bit.ly/ztJnS
  4. @ascottwhite - We will become old men because of Google Wave, my friend. Mark my words.
  5. @laotralamisma - I'm certain Google Wave is going to be the technology that leaves this old man behind. ;-(
  6. @sheryl_stephen - Are you saying the end of the world is good for business? Amazing. ;-)
  7. Peeing: The dream that, under normal circumstances, always comes true.
  8. @ascottwhite - I don't. I just blame the History Channel. Odd that the History Channel is so concerned with future events, no?
  9. @CNN - "John King to replace Lou Dobbs." - Good. Dobbs is a racist and a fool.
  10. @laotralamisma - HA! Hey Fox News.. YOU SUCK! I'm not even going to try to be understanding anymore about Fox Spews. They're evil.
  11. I can't believe that I know someone who takes his own sheets to hotels.
  12. @jwolman - well.. don't let your expectations get TOO high..ok?
  13. @ascottwhite ...dude....
  14. So.. my university made the building next to mine a one price all you can eat buffet. There goes my plan to NOT eat myself to death.
  15. @ecklektik - leeches are teh suck.
  16. @ascottwhite - Dear Universe, on behalf of ascottwhite, because he's too nice to say it...FUCK OFF!!
  17. @ascottwhite - it's simple word play, but it's still cleaver.
  18. @ascottwhite - brilliant line.
  19. @Iron_Fist - Funny, you'd figure if you were a reverse terrorist, you'd publish an "antiphesto." ...a list of things you don't believe.
  20. @ascottwhite - Isn't that what it already does with the "like" button? It's been so fun to revert to being 14 again.