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  1. I hope when I die there'll be a few post death moments to enter my name for the high score. about 1 hour ago from TwitterRide
  2. "I didn't slap you! I simply high fived your face..." about 1 hour ago from TwitterRide
  3. The decade in news photographs. (AWESOME) http://tinyurl.com/yc2s2hk about 3 hours ago from Tweetie
  4. While at the mall I like to trunk sell and say, "Tickle Me Elmo's, $500!" #tweetsavedfrom1996 about 5 hours ago from Tweetie
  5. I think I got this holiday thing figured out. Buy gifts for people you don't want to + Act like you like the gifts they buy you = Holidays? about 5 hours ago from Tweetie
  6. A avatar I'm fooling with in PS. @reply me in the next few minutes and I'll put your name on it. Assuming you want one. http://drp.ly/65Af8 about 5 hours ago from Tweetie
  7. By the amount of NUTS in her peanut brittle, I think she's saying something..... about 7 hours ago from Tweetie
  8. Holy shit, Look at Sarah Palin's tweet. Are you kidding me with this shit? http://tinyurl.com/yetv2fm about 8 hours ago from Tweetie
  9. With the new health plan the rich will get Cymbalta. I will still have to settle for Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. about 8 hours ago from Tweetie
  10. She said she wanted FOURplay. So I brought three other guys to play........ EXCUUUSE THE HELL OUTTA ME FOR NOT BEING MR. PSYCHIC! 12:57 AM Dec 22nd from TwitterRide
  11. Whenever I'm faced with a tough question I quickly strip naked. Then BAM! Question's put in a lower level of importance. 12:54 AM Dec 22nd from TwitterRide
  12. Got my christmas shopping done! Maybe next year I'll try buying some gifts for other people. 12:50 AM Dec 22nd from TwitterRide
  13. Can a male version of a avatar get blue balls? (A friend is asking...... FINE, I WANNA KNOW!) 12:31 AM Dec 22nd from web
  14. Kevin Jonas getting married is great news if your a reality show writer for VH1. Jobbbbb securitttttty! 4:42 PM Dec 21st from TwitterRide
  15. Ooohhh the Holidays are back around. I love it because I can make my favorite recipe, "Traffic Jam". 3:55 PM Dec 21st from TwitterRide
  16. How you know your a liar... Well, have you ever uttered the words, "I love you." 3:51 PM Dec 21st from TwitterRide
  17. I like to make moments. Like when I held the door for a nice young man and as he said "Thank you", I replied, "Might be your last!" 1:00 AM Dec 21st from TwitterRide
  18. I wonder if somewhere the Blue Man group is crying tears of blue cuz their act never grossed $74 million in a weekend.... 12:57 AM Dec 21st from TwitterRide
  19. #BadCandy Fruit Stripe Bum 12:24 AM Dec 21st from Tweetie
  20. #BadCandy Whoppers Malted Milk Balls (Writes itself.) 12:18 AM Dec 21st from Tweetie