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RT @: I forgot to mention, I am dating @ and his ex girl is stalking me -- Hmmmm...
3:37 PM Oct 21st
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..Chi-Town : STAND UP!! Is this an "Indian Summer" or what?!?!
3:35 PM Oct 21st
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RT @: Yall won't believe I got fined 10 grand for my black chinstrap, I'm colorblind doesn't that count for something! -- DAMN!!!
3:32 PM Oct 21st
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..I lost (as in, fell OUT the purse) $80 in the club this weekend N Chase hit me w/ a $64 overdraft fee (FUCKers) so I needed dat bread..
4:15 PM Oct 19th
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My parents R the SHYT! Gave Mom-dukes $100 for my car ins. N she turned around N gave me $40 back N said, "save ur money, honey!" =)
4:11 PM Oct 19th
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RT @: i need a gps I am directionally challenged -- Me too!! Make sure 2 get a Garmin; don't settle 4 anything else. TRUST ME!
4:10 PM Oct 19th
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RT @: Rihanna is finally on twitter ---> @ -- 'bout time, Ri!!
6:47 PM Oct 13th
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RT @: I'd like mornings better if they started later. ~Author Unknown -- Ooooo.. I like that!
9:26 AM Oct 10th
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..If I knew how to put the url on my tweet from my phone, I'd do it- but check it out! Youtube : "donk" - its the 1st video!
4:21 PM Oct 8th
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..Ya'll wanna see a white boy dance to "She gotta donk"?! Youtube : "donk". It's the first video! Dat boy can TWERK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4:20 PM Oct 8th
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..How many glasses of water have YOUUUUUUU had today??
7:51 PM Oct 5th
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.Im pissed!! They stopped the full hr of & instead sho KingOfQueens frm 9- 9:30! KingOfQueens cant hold a CANDLE 2 Fraiser!! BOOO!
7:49 PM Oct 5th
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"I shit 1 mo' time & I jus sat in it! I tied a pillowcase 'round my head N cut out da eyes N I was in there lookin like a shitty superhero"
6:53 PM Oct 5th
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"..this woman was cleanin doo-dooooooooo off me. And I started fallin in love.." LoL!
6:49 PM Oct 5th
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"..U kno wut officer? Why dont chu jus write me a ticket? Yeaaa.. Cuz I got'ta learrrnnn, I got'ta fukkin learrrrrrn!"
6:40 PM Oct 5th
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@ ..wussup?? .how ya doin???
6:36 PM Oct 5th
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"..how come I feel like, somebody's watchin meeee.."
6:35 PM Oct 5th
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Dr:"I nd 2 kno wut u smokd & who sold it 2 u" Martin:"I cant tell u that, Doc! Thas a street code. U tryna get me fukkd up by da dope man?!"
6:34 PM Oct 5th
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"..bang bang bang bang bang bang, trigga tae chi, trigga tae chi.." LoL!!!!
6:29 PM Oct 5th
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"..I was smokin dat OOOOOOOOO-WWWEEEEEEE.." "What kinda shit has the dope man done sold me?!"
6:26 PM Oct 5th
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- Name Toni Simmons
- Location Chicago, IL
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