Profile_bird

Hey there! tmont is using Twitter.

Twitter is a free service that lets you keep in touch with people through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What's happening? Join today to start receiving tmont's tweets.

Already using Twitter
from your phone? Click here.

tmont

  1. Whitesnake??? Really???
  2. lacks direction in a very fundamental way. I have a free evening, no plans and no desire to do anything involving me getting off the couch.
  3. going to bed with Ms. Gatsby and Ms. Amy. Jealous?!?!?! I know you are ... http://myloc.me/1BjQS
  4. holy crap this Spencer Pratt dude on with Conan and his girlfriend is stoned to the begeezus and obnoxious as hell. http://myloc.me/1Ac5G
  5. This town is my town. MSB rocks! Also, this urinal is my urinal. Stop bumping into me while I use it.
  6. tailgating in The Cleve for the first time this year! Are you ready for some football??? http://myloc.me/1xE2e
  7. Wow! Keith Olberman just skewered Jeff Reed for his alleged attempt to tackle during the kick return that ended up in the only TD of game.
  8. @midmajority Go Flashes!!! http://myloc.me/1vGY3
  9. trying to figure out how to work my new favorite word, "ball-fro," into a tweet/status update. Coming up empty ... too much Yuengling Light.
  10. chillin' @ The Pine with my dude Bernard and the crew. Gonna make it home early and make momma happy. Farmville here I come!!!
  11. wishing a happy 27th b-day to Anne Hathaway and reiterating my previous offer to her for a night out in Pittsburgh, all inclusive. Heheheh.
  12. laying in bed watching Letterman like a normal person without chronic insomnia. http://myloc.me/1svUz
  13. firmly believes in the healing and restorative power of punk rock and Pulp Fiction. Still not 100% but should get there soon enough.
  14. was a skeptic at first, but these miracles work.
  15. heading to the happiest place on earth ... CostCo (aka "The Land of MILFs and Cookies")!!! http://myloc.me/1oXkQ
  16. the way she's dressed, Ashlie Hardway on channel 4 looks like the farmer's daughter character in a porno.
  17. almost finished napping. Gonna hit the streets in a bit. http://myloc.me/1o3z6
  18. survived a Friday night at home without beer or playmates. Whatever trouble I find tomorrow, I think I earned a pass. Anybody ready to play?
  19. on big couch watchin' Fast Times at Ridgemont High and relivin' my misspent youth. Sometimes life doesn't suck. This is one of those times.
  20. Yeesh ... traffic! http://myloc.me/1kLW4