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  1. @kristinburg interesting simpsons fact of the day: dr hibbert was only created b/c it was put up against the cosby show
  2. @michael_anne merry x-mas, grinch
  3. watched bro get hammered and make an ass outta himself @ xmas -eve dinner. sat back and laughed. #godblesshighfunctioningalcoholism
  4. also going to church today; if I don't end up bursting into flames, it's a christmas miracle
  5. ohhh boy not ready for 20 non-immediate family members i have to talk to. asked dad if we have enough booze. he said yes.
  6. RT @paulrust: Parson Brown must look really fucking weird
  7. is it too much to ask to get universal tv channel numbers? if they can do it for produce, why not tv?
  8. gotta do all my shopping tomorrow, and there's a storm a-brewin. wonderful.
  9. dane cook is on jay leno: it's the end of funny
  10. RT @mattufford: RT @edsbs: If you want my organs after death, ixnay on the iverlay. It's cashed.
  11. walking around, saw all of the kids walking to graduation. terrified. that's me in 6 months
  12. 2009: when real celebrities all died and jon/kate/spencer/heidi/etc etc etc took over
  13. @michael_anne psh please. I'd be the old, wise golden retriever
  14. @michael_anne if you were in homeward bound, you'd totally be the cranky cat
  15. bizlaw all day, but done in 24 hrs
  16. http://bit.ly/5MrNxj
  17. i may be a little drunk but i am still really good at answering cash cab questions
  18. suck it vegas odds, i made it to 22
  19. RT @trelvix: You know who else scheduled a meeting at 4:30 on my birthday and then got munched by a whale? Jonah. Fucker.
  20. as funny as it sounds, boyz to men on fallon was pretty good. maybe i just like iris by googoodolls.