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  1. 7PM: Not a good time to start a new book if you have to get up the next morning. I'm just sayin'.
  2. @MightyHunter It's not always about you, dude.
  3. I hate you so much right now.
  4. Christmas shopping: almost done. Just pick up the training chopsticks and WOOHOO. You may hate me now.
  5. If any of you want to read my blog, the feed has been fixed and you can once again use a feedreader at http//www.kaplyinc.com.
  6. The truth is that I am a total sucker for an infomercial.
  7. @sudobeer I expect nothing less, my friend.
  8. @sudobeer Polar bear, dude
  9. New shit http://bit.ly/08OlCF7
  10. You are making my gums itch, and not in that good way.
  11. @emcitychris CONGRATULATIONS!
  12. I have done things. Terrible, terrible things.
  13. I had a bunch of plans for today and then I had noodles. So that fucked that.
  14. @sizzlesays I can't. AND YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS OF ME
  15. I'm awake, and it's not ok.
  16. Of all the things I've lost, why couldn't it be you?
  17. MY PAJAMAS ARE MISSING! It's a good thing I sleep commando. WHAT?! TMI?
  18. I'm so sleepy. No, really, where the fuck are my pajamas?
  19. OK, kids, the new blog is open for business. IT'S BUSINESS TIME. http://bit.ly/1Dp8gG
  20. I ate my weight in butter chicken. And I'm not sorry.