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  1. Really, Dickens makes yeast look smart.
  2. I'm pretty sure that all cats are furry sociopaths. Except Dickens, my SIL's cat. He's just a fucking moron.
  3. I will have you know I am completely drug free. You know, except for the ones that keep the imaginary bugs away. I still take those.
  4. The Swedes have a lot to answer for, in my opinion.
  5. I'm not even a total social media whore and I LOVE the Brizzly. Here are 10 invites, first come, first serve. http://bit.ly/2DM7At
  6. @CaptainDumbass Those fucking things are Swedish crack.
  7. @avitable Thanks, dude, I have been wanting to try this for awhile.
  8. Today is going really slowly, but I don't care because I'm not wearing pants.
  9. @thewino Um, NO. Itchy.
  10. @kerrianne I might actually tattoo that on my body.
  11. I think people go crazy because of the pants.
  12. And now, let us commence with PANTSLESS FRIDAY.
  13. That, my friends, is how you know I belong in Seattle.
  14. In the hour and a half of sun, I ran all my errands, had a dr appt and made it home before the rain started again. And all on a Vespa.
  15. Dude, to continue sending me emails on this subject is just like you giving me the Chinese water torture, but with words
  16. It's true. I am so very stabby.
  17. @kerrianne Car rats are the absolute worst kind of rats.
  18. It is not hyperbole to state that I WISH YOU WERE DEAD.
  19. If we aren't getting naked together then I am wholly unwilling to talk about 'our relationship'.
  20. I will scour the earth of your presence and then sow the ground with salt, you total fucknut.