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  1. @EmperorHyperion I use AVG Free. It's fabulous
  2. I no longer has a bucket.
  3. @ImnotBenny Wait, there was a Pity Party? WHERE IS MY INVITATION?
  4. @Kimmehkins Happy birthday, K Money. Pretend I live back East.
  5. Getting a hair cut, because I kind of look like Sonic the Hedgehog. Only bad.
  6. I have taken an ativan, talked to my sponsor and am now going to shower and sleep. I will deal on Monday. Thanks, everyone.
  7. The state of Washington has decided that I do not need Medicaid. I am so fucked.
  8. Unexpected bacon is the very best kind.
  9. GYOZA!
  10. @sizzlesays It's because I have refused the potato and my beloved noodle, in imitation of you, my inspiration.
  11. AND MAH BELLEH!
  12. I think Trader Joe's may be in my head.
  13. @sizzlesays NOT A HIPPY! NOT A HIPPY! AARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH
  14. I have lost five pounds in the last week, and now I am making my own trail mix. #scaredimbecomingafilthyhippy
  15. Celebrate 10 years of Moonfruit and win a MacBook Pro http://bit.ly/96bxC #moonfruit
  16. @ImnotBenny I need you to stop fucking around with whatever you are fucking around and post something funny.
  17. At this moment, the only thing I like is RoboBook.
  18. SQUIRREL!
  19. RABBIT RABBIT, BITCHES
  20. RT @Overstock #winsday giveaway! RT to win 1 of 3 gift cards. One $100, and two $25 up for grabs. Winners drawn at 6 PM EST!