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Trees made of broccoli. Now I won't be able to sleep. Stupid vegetables.
| Sizzle-o-rama! |
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| Sizzle-tastic! |
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| Sizzle-riffic! |
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| You can never have too much Sizzle. |
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| I want to be famous so Ellen will have me on her show. |
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| I am suffering from a serious lack of Sizzle. |
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| Slowest tech ever. Because I totally want to spend MORE time in dialysis. BASTARDS |
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| The third verse of Kumbya is actually I Want To Cut His Balls Off. Thanks Rev Jackson! |
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| Generally, I am filled with hate. However, today I happen to be filled with nachos. Because it's Friday. Friday is Nacho Day. |
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| Popcorn + Hellboy= HAPPY TRACY |
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| What is wrong with my life can be summed up with two words. Shrimp ring. |
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| I am totally okay with being karma's bitch. |
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| Jesse Jackson. Cut His Nuts Off, indeed. |
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| Think you can beat the lie detector? Yeah, good luck with that. |
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| Nobody really enjoys a face full of dust bunny. |
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| Nothing says "GRACEFUL" like falling down because your legs are cramping. So attractive. |
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| CRAMP. |
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| My new shorts feel almost as good as being PANTS FREE. |
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| Egrets? I've had a few. |
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