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  1. Want to feel better about your own substance abuse? Watch a Thin Man movie.
  2. RT @rambn If the plane crashes, at least all these asshats are going down w/ me.
  3. Kudos to @MayorSamAdams, using Twitter to dispel #ecoli rumors. Is there a Shorty award category for public information?
  4. RT @rickemerson: Putting the finishing touches on video for The Rick Emerson Show's Thanksgiving Special 2009; it premieres Monday 11/30 ...
  5. Unending days with family teetotalers wearing thin? Try "magic pop": pour one half can of 7up down drain, replace with Early Times.
  6. Boif's mom: "Your dogs are playing crotch quest."
  7. RT@ TerrenceTaps: Was reminded this morning that my time & my dignity are worth far more than 40% off some gadget.
  8. The paradox of travel blogging, via @EverywhereTrip http://bit.ly/6pOzki
  9. @TwisitBend Will there be discounts the week between Xmas and New Year's at @BendRedLion?
  10. Twitter comedians, post your review of Amazon’s Laptop Steering Wheel Desk http://tinyurl.com/yfoaukx
  11. @pdxlilly Thanks for all the at-names so I can follow those gals. BTW, @notwitterJill is awesome, somebody get her to join with that!
  12. RT @e_gazelle: Damn! RT @PdxPipeline: Portland Santacon Message From Drunken Rampage http://bit.ly/4GbCC0 #pdxevents
  13. RT @hobonora: GR8 Tips! RT @TravelEditor - 19 tips for taking better travel photos: http://bit.ly/8hHrsV #TravelTuesday
  14. Can't clean your Twitter house cuz Friend or Follow is busted? Try this, works just as good: http://ruf.cloudapp.net/
  15. RT @pdxsucks, @TheSquare: Lips don't lie: Here's a clever use of the Shazam iPhone app to snoop out lip syncing on TV. http://bit.ly/5UQZRh
  16. It's just too soon to have "Holly Jolly Christmas" stuck in my head.
  17. A is for #Airstream, B is for Bats, C is for Cupcakes, D is for Dipsomania. The ABC’s of Austin, new post: www.airstreaming.net #fb
  18. Just finished reading The Road. I, too, am now ready for death. Please pass the loaded flare gun.
  19. Does Twitter have a "nudge", or "poke", or "cattle prod" feature? Thinking of you, @dmckl...
  20. RT @ChrisTom Motorcycle cop on sidewalk at 3rd and Yamhill busting jaywalkers. Pay attention, kids! #pdxtraffic