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Based on the commercials during MNF, I'm guessing the median age of the audience is 104. Gold coins, the clapper, and metamucil.6:11 PM Dec 14thfrom Twitterrific
Is deeply insecure about the current state of my parallel parking skills. According to a dream I had last night anyways.8:31 AM Dec 13thfrom Twitterrific
Ah snap, it's official. Wedding we're going to in January is black tie. Looking for creative solutions to this wardrobe challenge.3:48 PM Dec 9thfrom web
Want to know what makes me full of rage? Two words: Christmas Rockettes.4:41 PM Dec 7thfrom web
Negotiating a truce between ophthalmologists and optometrists is high on my list of to-dos for 2010.12:31 PM Dec 7thfrom TweetDeck
I'm about to go on a Canadian indie music spree: Broken Social Scene and The Most Serene Republic. Thinking of Alan Thicke right now too.4:29 PM Dec 6thfrom web
Finally got around to signing up for a CSA. Tomorrow I'll be installing a windmill in my back yard and making my own clothes out of hemp.11:49 AM Dec 6thfrom Twitterrific
Only aware of one way to handle such a chilly evening. It involves The Best of Howard Jones and a block of cheese.2:42 PM Dec 5thfrom Twitterrific
Wondering what life would be like if I'd passed that forklift operation exam back in '955:44 AM Dec 4thfrom Twitterrific
Thankful for a wife that puts up w/ my antics, dogs that don't pee in my room anymore, and for a family I'll one day write a book about.9:17 AM Nov 26thfrom web