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Painted the downstairs all day today. My mom says I do a really good job of painting really close to the tape. I think that's a compliment?3:07 PM Jul 8thfrom Twitterrific
The enormous bottle of white Zinfandel in my fridge can only mean one thing: moms coming to visit!11:51 AM Jul 7thfrom Twitterrific
Someone needs to explain to me why we need a cvs and walgreens on every corner.10:54 AM Jul 7thfrom Twitterrific
Returned from vacation to find out that Marv caught and ate a bird while at the in-laws. This serves as a reminder that my dogs are badasses8:13 PM Jul 6thfrom web
First Ed McMachon, then Farrah Fawceet, then Michael Jackson, now Billy Mays? Screw the Mayans and their 2012 crap. This is the apocalypse5:55 PM Jun 28thfrom web
I need 50 vitamin waters and one of those massaging chairs from the mall after this weekends trip to the lake.4:15 PM Jun 28thfrom Twitterrific
Holly just said if she had a sail boat she'd name it "upper decker". That's my girl.3:51 PM Jun 27thfrom Twitterrific
I'm clearly managing way too many twitter accounts11:11 AM Jun 26thfrom web