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  1. "Gobbler’s Knob" - Really? I wonder what goes down there. http://tumblr.com/xu54avnsw
  2. Photo: And that is why I married her. http://tumblr.com/xu548dvkq
  3. Photo: Deadline met with time to spare! Who wants to partZzzzzzzzzz http://tumblr.com/xu547xv4z
  4. Photo: Personally I think “bell tower” is the perfect choice to remind me to take my mental pills. I also use... http://tumblr.com/xu547pm3t
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  7. The only thing worse than editing is realizing how easy it is to throw out 300+ words you would have included if there wasn't a limit.
  8. The only thing worse than writing is editing.
  9. I just sneezed so hard my (crappy) desk chair's hydraulics dropped me down about two levels. Feels like I'm sitting on the floor.
  10. Of-fucking-course the laundry I left in the dryer for several days included a fitted sheet that wrapped up other stuff which didn't get dry!
  11. I've watched 15 minutes of a show called "Live Nude Comedy" and have seen no evidence of any of those three words being present in the show.
  12. Look, the dog ran off with the circus. That's my story and I'm sticking with it. Stupid 2am barking dog.
  13. Good god, I'm raising a teenager beagle. She came in at 11:30pm, ate her dinner, and then went back out. What are you doing out there, girl?
  14. I just checked the mail for the first time in 5 days and there were only THREE things in there. Um. WHAT?
  15. @brookr She "usually" comes when I call her, yes. She gets in the lake, usually while playing with the other dogs in the neighborhood.
  16. OK, found The Dog. Soaking wet, smelling like the lake. Crazy bitch, it's midnight!
  17. She's probably just out roaming the woods, but it's not like her to not come when I call her.
  18. Just tried to get The Dog to come in. Another guy was trying to get his dog to come too. Both have stopped barking, but I can't find her.
  19. Mary Jane Rottencrotch.
  20. There is no better opening to any movie than Full Metal Jacket.