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The only thing worse than editing is realizing how easy it is to throw out 300+ words you would have included if there wasn't a limit.6:22 PM Aug 17thfrom Tweetie
I just sneezed so hard my (crappy) desk chair's hydraulics dropped me down about two levels. Feels like I'm sitting on the floor.2:15 PM Aug 17thfrom Tweetie
Of-fucking-course the laundry I left in the dryer for several days included a fitted sheet that wrapped up other stuff which didn't get dry!9:45 PM Aug 16thfrom Tweetie
I've watched 15 minutes of a show called "Live Nude Comedy" and have seen no evidence of any of those three words being present in the show.8:44 PM Aug 16thfrom Tweetie
Look, the dog ran off with the circus. That's my story and I'm sticking with it. Stupid 2am barking dog.11:11 PM Aug 14thfrom Twitterrific
Good god, I'm raising a teenager beagle. She came in at 11:30pm, ate her dinner, and then went back out. What are you doing out there, girl?8:36 PM Aug 14thfrom Tweetie
I just checked the mail for the first time in 5 days and there were only THREE things in there. Um. WHAT?11:03 AM Aug 14thfrom Tweetie
OK, found The Dog. Soaking wet, smelling like the lake. Crazy bitch, it's midnight!9:04 PM Aug 12thfrom Tweetie
She's probably just out roaming the woods, but it's not like her to not come when I call her.8:47 PM Aug 12thfrom Tweetie
Just tried to get The Dog to come in. Another guy was trying to get his dog to come too. Both have stopped barking, but I can't find her.8:47 PM Aug 12thfrom Tweetie