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- @ I'm not sure I can reach you from here…Iowa's pretty far away. I'll check with my cousins in the heartland… look out for corn.about 8 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to liabolicious
- @ Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain kinds of skin.about 15 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to Yardboy
- I hate all the actors in the commercial for my new medication.
What happened to the Bouncy Ball of Emotion?
He was cute!
Bring Back Bouncy!!9:24 PM Nov 8th from Tweetie
- @ that sounds like one of those words I'm gonna Google and then later regret having learned…9:20 PM Nov 8th from Tweetie in reply to abwineman
- Once again, Dear Neighbors, thanks for letting your backyard-bred dogs bark all afternoon. Really lovely addition to the day. You fuck wad.1:28 PM Nov 8th from Tweetie
- The only thing more difficult to accomplish than Middle East peace is getting a 7 year old to throw a frisbee in the right direction.12:25 PM Nov 8th from Tweetie
- Mike Rowe did a segment on the proper care of camel toes. It's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it. 10:46 AM Nov 8th from Tweetie
- "Funniest guy on all of the Comedy Central Roasts" is roughly equivalent to being the guy in the leper colony with most skin…11:42 PM Nov 7th from Tweetie
- Don't forget to turn your clocks back!11:08 PM Nov 7th from Tweetie
- Dear USA Network: You probably want to avoid the Halls Refresh "mom & son's roommate share a sensual breath mint" ad during Law & Order: SVU9:56 PM Nov 7th from Tweetie
- When I donate $100 to PBS I get a tote bag, so I fully expect that the $100 I gave to Obama's campaign means I get to chair a Death Panel.8:40 PM Nov 7th from Tweetie
- What's it called when you burp so loudly, chunkily, and disgustingly that you gross yourself out?4:54 PM Nov 7th from Tweetie
- @ time to take out your wallet…4:18 PM Nov 7th from Tweetie in reply to hotdogsladies
- @ @ you could change your license plate to "IANAL"… oh wait, I think that's something else…3:41 PM Nov 7th from Tweetie in reply to abigvictory
- @ just because you don't agree with the lifestyle doesn't mean you should start labeling people. Hater.3:40 PM Nov 7th from Tweetie in reply to biorhythmist
- "That looks like Castle!"
— The Boy,
on seeing @ in _Firefly_.
This is a big day in his life.12:51 PM Nov 7th from Tweetie
- The only thing worse than watching Dane Cook perform is hearing the audience applaud like well trained, if obviously deranged, sea monkeys.11:10 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie
- I may or may not have referred to my wireless headphones as "marital device" while talking to a woman I've known for less than an hour.8:39 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie
- Speaking of @: if you have not yet acquired the AUDIOBACK version of his book, you are really missing out.8:25 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie
- @ I hear ya, brother… the answer is "blowin' in the wind" if ya know what I mean…8:24 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie in reply to the_dza
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