tittsworth
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My pie, punk! Note, no fork (or pants)
about 3 hours ago
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Happy thanksgiving @
about 4 hours ago
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Turkey butt is my ish. No punchline, I really like the ass end of a turkey, real talk
about 7 hours ago
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U don't realize how bad ur tinnitus is til ur in the burbs. Somebody open a window! Happy thanks urrybody!!
about 8 hours ago
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Don't think I can't get busy cuz I lost a hunned pounds. I can still top don a rican holiday gorgefest. U think u big time?
about 9 hours ago
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Hahaha! Scroll down & listen asap! RT @: @
12:52 PM Nov 25th
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RT @: Thanks for the luv, GOG! RT @: The Washington Post loves Will Eastman's "Feelin".
11:44 AM Nov 25th
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Dead colored skin all over the bath tub! Looks like a giant bowl of fruity pebbles.
11:43 AM Nov 25th
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Tattoo update, pic inside (no ed hard-o)
9:16 AM Nov 25th
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I think I had a dream that I peed the bed. Well, either it was a dream, or did it dried. Lemonade was a popular drink, and it still is.
8:16 AM Nov 25th
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@ @ horse meat is ok (seared and sashimi). Also, I once had (but have not yet eaten) a glow worm
5:19 PM Nov 24th
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in reply to WILLYJOY
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Here It COMES!!! RT Plantmusic: Thanks to everyone who came out for the @ video shoot in Brooklyn!!!
12:20 PM Nov 24th
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Versace shades ain't been right since big poppa. Take 'em off, bammas!
4:29 PM Nov 20th
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Yo! @ borough market near london bridge. Prosciutto w/ a 2 day wait! Thx 4 the expensive vm fam!!
10:45 AM Nov 20th
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in reply to NADASTROM
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Check out this pic of a new tattoo I'm getting!! @
10:33 AM Nov 20th
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Haha chewy or crunchy (via @ marco)! Allow me to retort: hands up, crumbs brown!!!! @ watch out for the bow tie!!
10:01 AM Nov 20th
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in reply to Winleach666
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Sometimes you only have time for a granola bar. Sometimes you don't have time to chew it. Sometimes you insert it. Into your anus.
9:24 AM Nov 20th
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Oprah movin to cable.. Does that mean nudity? No but seriously guys.. Fuck oprah (literally).
5:49 AM Nov 20th
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Yup, Glen campbell all day. RT @: "did you bedazzle that yourself or is that Ed Hardy?"
5:34 AM Nov 20th
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RT @ We love club music @ @ @ @ @ @ @ I LUV IT 2 THANX
4:58 AM Nov 20th
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- Name tittsworth
- Location DC, murlan, vee-aye
- Web http://facebook.c...
- Bio He identifies himself as a magnet for foodstuffs. He boasts that he will banish dirt to the land of wind and ghosts
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