tinypants
- You say I'm premature, I just call it ecstasy. I wear a rubber at all times,
It's a necessity...about 11 hours ago from web
- Dude, WTF has all my time gone? Is it vacation time already? It's weird that I wish I had a few more days of work to get things done, right?9:59 AM Jul 16th from web
- OMG I have had the worst case of butterflies in my stomach since this morning and I fear they won't go away. Does tequila kill butterflies?1:06 PM Jul 14th from web
- I've sat here gleefully updating the remainder of my MP3 collection for the last 2 hours. There has to be something medically wrong with me.10:18 PM Jul 13th from web
- Some days I forget why I luv Twin Peaks. Then I'll sit down and watch it and I'll be all like "OMG THIS PWNS MY FACE FOREVAH!" Like today.8:24 PM Jul 12th from web
- There's something incredibly endearing about the fact that Kevin Smith is unapologetically enthusiastic about smoking pot & having great sex12:03 PM Jul 9th from web
- Doing 55 in the fast lane because it's the speed limit doesn't make you a rebel or a good driver. It makes you a beligerent cockass.5:35 PM Jul 7th from web
- http://twitpic.com/9lzbn - Testing!!!!11:14 AM Jul 7th from TwitPic
- Wait...so people actually believe that male possum mate with female possum through their nostrils? Fucking seriously? Wow. Just....wow....9:37 PM Jul 6th from web
- I downloaded the DM Sounds of the Universe app. I'm now channeling Dave, Martin, and Fletch simultaneously. I could be come dangerous.5:46 PM Jul 6th from web
- OK, these retweeting bots have GOT to GO. I am not donating to your damn tip jar because I cussed in my own Twitter feed. EAT ME, SHITHEAD.10:34 PM Jul 5th from web
- Why is there Hall & Oates in my MP3 collection? Srsly, who slipped me this shit? I need some aural cleansing now. Alice in Chains, STAT!10:32 PM Jul 5th from web
- Something on my person smells like bleu cheese today. I'm not sure whether to be repulsed or hungry.2:31 PM Jul 1st from web
- And THIS is why I love Jeff Goldblum http://bit.ly/daSbP6:29 AM Jul 1st from web
- I keep forgetting to order bras to arrive in time for vacation. At this point, I may have to hire someone to hold them for me. Any takers?9:52 PM Jun 30th from digsby
- Dear couch-dwelling temp roomie: WAKE THE FUCK UP. It's 1pm you lazy asshole. If you hit snooze 1 MORE TIME, I'm going to break your fingers12:56 PM Jun 28th from web
- REALLY want a Bose SoundDock for my iPod but am irritated at its lack of true portability. But it sounds so NICE. Someone talk me out of it!11:41 AM Jun 28th from web
- Reese's PB cup on my desk has commenced melting. It's only 11:30am. I'm retreating to the kitchen floor with my iPhone...11:24 AM Jun 28th from web
- It's 104 right now. It's supposed to be 108 tomorrow. Isn't there a petition I can sign or some sort of march I can attend to combat this?4:16 PM Jun 27th from web
- @jaredlyon Holy crap, baby. Where have YOU been? :)4:26 PM Jun 25th from digsby in reply to jaredlyon
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- Name tinypants
- Location Vacaville, CA
- Web http://www.mandim...
- Bio Unfit for human consumption yet unwilling to compromise
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