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  1. Tis the season for birds conking themselves on the living room windows 5:33 AM Nov 10th from Tweetie
  2. UK's tallest schoolgirl reports bullying. WTF? Bullying anyone who's 6'5" seems a very risky proposition at best. http://bit.ly/4zMzUD 3:37 AM Nov 5th from Tweetie
  3. I'd say that wearing $500 jeans is the mark of a 'feckless tool', not a 'grown-up', but then that's me. 6:32 PM Nov 3rd from Tweetie
  4. @putthison teaches you how to 'dress like a grown-up' by... wearing $500 jeans. My $80-jean-wearing-skillz are apparently not mad enough. 6:28 PM Nov 3rd from Tweetie in reply to putthison
  5. @fedward You need a bigger monitor. Then a 'narrow' window would easily be wide enough for the Wave. 7:21 AM Nov 3rd from Tweetie in reply to fedward
  6. ZONG AT&T finally have 3G service in Front Royal, instead of just on their map of Front Royal. 8:45 AM Oct 31st from Tweetie
  7. Watching Heston Blumenthal on TV. I'm pretty sure he gets his glasses at the parts counter at the local BMW dealer. 3:52 PM Oct 29th from Tweetie
  8. @bosconet The Microsoft store: works fine for months until a light bulb burns out. Then the whole store needs to be torn down and rebuilt. 5:38 AM Oct 22nd from Tweetie in reply to bosconet
  9. I would not want to be the spam admin at Pfizer. At most Fortune 500 companies, you can junk all the Viagra mail at least. 4:28 PM Oct 15th from Tweetie
  10. @fedward It's more if you want to go to an *airport* in London. And coming back costs more as once there you're in a tight spot re visa etc. 9:33 AM Oct 15th from Tweetie in reply to fedward
  11. 39 degrees out: the official opening day of Electric Blanket Season 7:16 PM Oct 14th from Tweetie
  12. @bosconet It's Columbo day! You mean to say you don't have your traditional festive raincoat and cheap cigars ready? 4:35 AM Oct 12th from Tweetie in reply to bosconet
  13. FedEx just showed up and it turns out that *I've* won the Nobel Peace Prize too, my foreign policy achievements being about the same as BO's 5:17 AM Oct 9th from Tweetie
  14. Breaking: Remulac is not, in fact, a small town in France. #CNNFactCheck 11:29 AM Oct 6th from Tweetie
  15. http://bit.ly/1KzKha http://bit.ly/1ttnTf Seems like these 'suspects' are behind *most* crime #headlinewritingapparentlyalostartnow 11:00 AM Oct 1st from Tweetie
  16. @bosconet The best part is that this is mentioned just as an aside rather than being called out as mind-boggling idiocy 6:26 AM Sep 23rd from Tweetie in reply to bosconet
  17. @bosconet Check the 'year' column. Same name, different year == 'different album' 2:05 PM Sep 10th from Tweetie in reply to bosconet
  18. @bosconet @fedward Maybe there is another step: set up housekeeping in Lafayette Square and hand out Bronneresque flyers about the perfidy. 4:38 PM Sep 8th from Tweetie
  19. @bosconet @fedward BBB *and* the DC government? The only step left then is mailbox letters stuck on your car explaining how Verizon sucks. 3:26 PM Sep 8th from Tweetie in reply to bosconet
  20. This Matthiessen guy has got to be the worst tech writer ever. His book has been no help at all figuring out my 10.6 print driver problems. 5:34 AM Sep 8th from Tweetie