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  1. @TheXiaxue @nu things you slide in and out of your mouth don't always need to be hard.about 9 hours ago from web
  2. i have this sudden urge to swallow the chewing gum in my mouth.about 9 hours ago from web
  3. saw a woman on the bus tonight trying to figure out where she was. i wanted to tell her that it would be easier if she took off her shades.about 22 hours ago from web
  4. facebook seems to be having some problems now, at least for my account.4:13 AM Jul 9th from web
  5. @TheXiaxue eh that's going below the belt! anyway it's not true but i shan't prove it to you. nyeh!4:12 AM Jul 9th from web
  6. @TheXiaxue and @nadnut are not plus sized. just minus heighted. LOL2:14 AM Jul 9th from web
  7. i hear that MOH will stop counting H1N1 cases here. lost count ah?6:56 AM Jul 8th from web
  8. You have all but one life. Don't forget to fill your timesheets. @patlaw6:50 AM Jul 8th from web
  9. @patlaw thanx for reminding me that i have to do mine as well. *sigh*6:35 AM Jul 8th from web
  10. RT @miyagi Australian town bans bottled water: http://bit.ly/E9Zyd [SCORE!!]6:41 PM Jul 7th from web
  11. my alarm is possessed - it keeps waking me an hour early. fuck windows mobile.7:15 PM Jul 6th from web
  12. monday morning FML: the alarm wakes you and you go thru your usual routine- just before you leave, you realise your alarm was an hour early.9:06 PM Jul 5th from web
  13. @yjune why are you talking like a geek? are you okay!?!?8:54 PM Jul 5th from web
  14. RT @vantan Had bad service at a moderately pricey restaurant & we asked to omit service charge. The manager agreed! [i must try that!]7:13 AM Jul 5th from web
  15. beware: the iPhone 3GS might burn a hole in your pocket. literally.11:11 PM Jul 4th from web
  16. it just hit me that my vocabulary has remained stagnant for more than a year. no, i've even forgotten some words.8:01 AM Jul 4th from web
  17. @lennel let's hope u get to tweet again ;)7:50 AM Jul 4th from web
  18. what doesn't kill me just pisses me off alot.3:46 AM Jul 4th from web
  19. IBM and Lenovo laptops - the ones with the red trackpoint - have a very specific target audience. people with nipple fetish.9:36 PM Jul 3rd from web
  20. north korea needs to stop test firing missiles again. it's damn annoying.9:20 PM Jul 3rd from web