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  1. @clicktokill camwhoring FAIL!
  2. @beveyy don't be naughty!
  3. @beveyy wah didn't know u know tagalog. p.s. blue mansion not too bad - can watch.
  4. @Xiaxue I never had maid before lah
  5. Learnt a new phrase. Can't wait to see the reaction when i whisper into an unsuspecting pinoy girl's ear - "mahal kita". @nikipaniki
  6. @Xiaxue it's called good customer service ;)
  7. if you're early but nobody sees you, are you still early?
  8. RT @brainopera: Howcast: How to Escape a Kidnapper as an Adult http://bit.ly/3RwkDW {Be brave, but not foolish}
  9. a friend of mine just got engaged. everyone said "congrats!", my first response was "good luck". i meant it.
  10. google wave is like sex. not so fun by yourself. the more the merrier, but can get complicated. @summerisque
  11. For @nikipaniki: RT @bragpitt: LOL! How true! RT @ReneeDeLuca: Rooting for the Yankees to win is like rooting for Brad Pitt to get the girl.
  12. 3 out of 9 of them are too warm for singapore! RT @AngMoGirl: RT @nikipaniki: 9 Things Every Guy Should Buy and Wear
  13. how can it rain a few times in the same day a few days in a row??? the end of the world is nigh.
  14. @lazylola I have! I'm so gonna die young :D
  15. RT @yjune: Terrible experience at kowloon café china sq. Woman took her time to cancel my tea order then said 'make already, can't cancel'
  16. @hollyjean69 desperate housewives?? you ought to be spanked!
  17. @rumpledoodles wah still got time to tweet. steady.
  18. @nadnut i pity your bf :D @msvindicta
  19. why are people hyperventilating about starbucks toffee nut drink? it's way overrated.
  20. @nadnut @msvindicta aren't blowjobs all that part of the marriage deal already? cooking and massage are extras. or 'specials' if u like.