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  1. Drunken bro, stumbling into hookah bar with friends: Do you think they have penis flavor?! http://a.sxip.to/puRa
  2. Drunken girl to friend: He's divorced. Is it okay if I f$*! him? http://a.sxip.to/puRa
  3. Drunk white girl: Who owns New York City? Who's got it on lock down more than Jay-Z? http://a.sxip.to/puRa
  4. Drunk girl 2 frnd: No, 'cause my kids r gonna be city kids and ur kids r gonna be country kids n my kids aren't gonna wanna talk 2 ur kids!
  5. Blah #nokia #E75 piece of s%!* ... bit it at 8:10am for no reason, had to use GREEN + * + 3 + PWR to reset to factory settings - sux
  6. 30-something lady: When she was just selling pot to Kevin Nealon, I think that was better. http://a.sxip.to/8c51
  7. Promoter for comedy club: Free bag of weed if you come to the 9:30 show! http://a.sxip.to/8c51
  8. @richmondreview are you accredited for the event on Saturday (River Rock, Elise Estrada, Danny Fernandes)? If not, contact me via msg...
  9. @ddluver12345 congrats, you just won a pair of tix to Danny Fernandes and Elise Estrada on Saturday night - dm or email me
  10. Five-year-old child, walking past table of glass bongs and pipes: Daddy, I want one! http://a.sxip.to/8c51
  11. Mother to friend: If our kids would just smoke weed they'd be fine. http://a.sxip.to/8c51
  12. Metrosexual on cell: Do u have a large table in your apartment? Is it large enough for five men to stand on? Of course, we won't be dancing!
  13. Girl 2 frnd: I didn't dance with him at all...I kept walking away frm him...I wasn't actually a very good prom date. http://a.sxip.to/WNXZ
  14. Clueless man to friend: What do you call male ballerinas anyway? Ballers? http://a.sxip.to/WNXZ
  15. http://twitpic.com/aeevv - asparagus... wrapped in bacon... mmm bacon...
  16. Two-year-old boy, pointing at three-month old baby: Isn't that guy in my dance class? http://a.sxip.to/WNXZ
  17. Nokia shutters Vancouver-based N-Gage Design Studio http://a.sxip.to/R5JX
  18. Tired thug teen, wistfully: I'd dance like crazy in a basement. http://a.sxip.to/WNXZ
  19. Latina girl to friend: U know, I dun even know what I saw in tht loser. I should've dumped his a$$ the 1st time he tried hitting on my dad!
  20. Teen girl to friend: Of course I got him tested!...but he wasn't the father either. http://a.sxip.to/Z5to