tinarowley
- A new rule: I never get into an argument with someone I wouldn't enjoy having a drink with. Life too short. At least argue charmingly.7:30 AM May 4th from web
- @kiblinger Plus that's more romantic but also HOLY SHIT.9:31 AM Jan 27th from web in reply to kiblinger
- I got a Fred in my pouch.9:21 AM Jan 21st from web
- @johnmoe Re: Fuck you, birds. I could have told everyone that. I've been on to those freaky, flappy bastards for twenty five years.9:20 AM Jan 21st from web in reply to johnmoe
- I want you all to know that I coined the nickname "Honest Obe".10:18 PM Jan 14th from web
- Suck it, Lucy! Field goal!1:17 PM Jan 13th from web
- Ob/gyn appointment this morning. I keep expecting Lucy to pull the football away, every time. C'mon, heartbeat.11:01 AM Jan 13th from web
- I want to yell OH MY GOD PUT A SOCK IN IT. But do I? Do I? No. I don't.2:39 PM Jan 7th from web
- Frankly, I'd rather store the milk in my ass than further expand bosomatically. I speak of storage, and not of serving. Move along, CPS.8:21 PM Jan 5th from web
- I forgot we have a better bread knife. Poor fool who tried to saw bread this morning is going underground. Fool = not me, knife. You.8:19 PM Jan 5th from web
- Note to bread knife: step up your game. I got spoons who cut better than you. Don't look at me like that. Now I feel bad. You tried.10:21 AM Jan 5th from web
- Morning sickness is for all day. Ramping up as first trimester nears a close. This Australian baby is doing things backwards/upside down.2:29 AM Nov 29th, 2008 from web
- Developing baby = boxing kangaroo with Skeletor face. Nobody is going to fuck with this baby in this womb. Skeletor gonna knock you out.9:35 AM Nov 26th, 2008 from web
- Make it two hearbeats again. Jesus.5:44 PM Nov 18th, 2008 from web
- Make that just one heartbeat.12:10 PM Nov 17th, 2008 from web
- @johnmoe Omg I'm replying to you in bulk. Re: palinostalgia "All of 'em". Pravda, Highlights, The Little Nickel...whatevs!7:57 AM Nov 17th, 2008 from web in reply to johnmoe
- @johnmoe re: Dreams from my Father....no kidding! That's one of the reasons I supported him from the beginning(ish)(Iowa). Writing wizard!7:51 AM Nov 17th, 2008 from web in reply to johnmoe
- Still alive after 75 days of not twittering. In case you monitor my vital signs over Twitter. I have a heartbeat. (Actually, I have two.)7:48 AM Nov 17th, 2008 from web
- I am making Finn watch Classical Baby 2 over and over while I obsess over Sarah Palin on the web. It isn't wrong. They're MASTERPIECES!9:11 AM Sep 3rd, 2008 from web
- Tina Rowley is your new Segway. Your new high-heeled sneakers. Your new fat-free cheese. Your new Rachel haircut.9:07 AM Sep 3rd, 2008 from web
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- Name tinarowley
- Location Tehran
- Web http://gallivanti...
- Bio I'm just a nice little lady telling you things.
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