timryder
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This just in: my niece is super awesome.
about 2 hours ago
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@ Please promo all your ship shows this way. Facebook invites are bonus points.
about 24 hours ago
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Say what you will, but this is pretty dead-on. Funny. RT @: Neil Young sings Fresh Prince:
9:28 AM Nov 24th
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Let's get this straight, AT&T. The part I auditioned for where you asked for a Paul Rudd/Seth Meyer type went to Luke Wilson? Close enough.
9:24 AM Nov 24th
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@ Sweet! Those Geniuses seem pretty nice. Make me think about making my next comp a Mac. Hope you backed up your data.
1:23 PM Nov 23rd
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in reply to melissacathcart
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Get ready, brain. Here come some lines. Also, please access the "Guitar Skills" sector of memory. No, I know it's in there somewhere.
1:21 PM Nov 23rd
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@ "Gee thanks, Deanna. I sure do try." - Maui
1:15 PM Nov 23rd
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I have a lot of new stuff to learn for this PatchCo. The challenge-liking part of my brain is excited but the memory part is all, "Uh-oh."
9:04 AM Nov 23rd
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@ Your stuff keeps breaking! Be careful what you touch! You might have Reverse Midas Syndrome.
8:58 AM Nov 23rd
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Aww shoot. Jewel be crazy today.
2:05 PM Nov 22nd
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@ And the CST Zone feels the same about you. Welcome back, Jeff!
2:03 PM Nov 22nd
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@ Hungry Like the Werewolf?
8:45 AM Nov 22nd
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@ Welcome home, RoNo! Things still smell weird here, so you should feel right at home.
8:43 AM Nov 22nd
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The tourists optimistically walked up the stairs to the El. The giant red sign reading "Stop! No entry!" did nothing to dissuade then.
1:02 PM Nov 21st
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BEATBOX brunch! er-ah er-ah French Toast! (Those are DJ scratches. Duh.)
8:50 AM Nov 21st
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Shadowfax rides into the sunset - tonight at 8:00, iO Cabaret. Truly, he was the most fantastic of horses.
11:04 AM Nov 19th
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RT @: Whoa. The Retweet on Twitter proper is bollocks... aren't you supposed to be able to explain why you've just reposted an o
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9:51 AM Nov 19th
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@ No judgement here, sir! I follow her and others who are even nerdier. It's what Twitter is for.
8:08 AM Nov 19th
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It's a rite of passage. Everyone's been through it. But it still sucks when your first iO Harold team is cut. RIP Shadowfax 2008-2009.
9:54 PM Nov 18th
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@ Thats really sad, guys. I'm so sorry to hear that. He was a real good dog.
9:50 PM Nov 18th
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- Name Tim Ryder
- Location Chicago
- Web http://timmytapew...
- Bio Actor. Improvisor. Writer. Dreamer of Dreams. Spinner of Yarns. Eater of Oranges.
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