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@mockjock Went for 'The Prince' after all. And 'The Art of War'. Damn I'm unoriginal....about 9 hours agofrom web
Papier mache rock on pond island covered in gullshit does it for the shadowy Charles. Excellent viewing.about 17 hours agofrom web
Just watched daughter 2 playing netball against Godolphin and Latymer. Netball rocks.9:51 AM Nov 30thfrom web
Some of my best friends are Arsenal fans, but Wenger is, I'm afraid, a complete cock.1:01 AM Nov 30thfrom web
About to have supper with the girls and Caz's mum. Nice.12:38 PM Nov 27thfrom web
@mockjock Yeah, thanks, thought of that. Plus 'The Art of War'. Probably better to mock them than adopt them though, don't you think?5:36 AM Nov 25thfrom webin reply to mockjock
Got to do a Desert Island Business Books review. Anyone got any real favourites?3:36 AM Nov 24thfrom web
Back from convivial day in Somerset. Jeez it was wet though.12:17 PM Nov 23rdfrom web
The Plane Stupid ad by Mother is brilliant.3:11 AM Nov 20thfrom web
RT @LDN: Plane Stupid's TV ad released today features polar bears falling from the sky and is pretty disturbing http://bit.ly/byTBA3:11 AM Nov 20thfrom web
Off to Oxford, to visit daughter 1 in her parody of an undergraduate life.2:01 AM Nov 20thfrom web
I know twitter isn't for pondering. But if we'd been the Irish last night, they'd have wet themselves laughing. In fact in 1986 they did.10:58 AM Nov 19thfrom web
Bought ingredients for delicious and nutritious supper this evening.8:01 AM Nov 19thfrom web