timothylegion
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Everything grown is natural. Even if it's grown screaming in a cage from a basement.
7 minutes ago
from Seesmic
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@ I quit for today. Reign in the sun, hipster. By nightfall (yours) I SHALL RETURN AND WREAK LE VENGEANCE HORRIBLE!
about 8 hours ago
from Seesmic
in reply to JimmyDelicious
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@ Don't throw them all at once, be sure to save some surprises for Christmas.
about 9 hours ago
from Seesmic
in reply to JimmyDelicious
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Good. I didn't want to sleep at all. Best to just stay up and panic all night.
about 9 hours ago
from Seesmic
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I'm approaching the mid-way point to the Glorious Five Year Plan. Currently sitting just above above two years, seven months.
about 9 hours ago
from Seesmic
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RT @: I'm getting the urge to glue a boxing glove to a spring, stick it in a box, and then mail it to someone. Call it cart
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about 9 hours ago
from web
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200AMGRILLEDCHEESEGOGOGO
about 10 hours ago
from Seesmic
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New Resolution: When you smoke outside, I'm eating your food and fingering your woman.
about 12 hours ago
from Seesmic
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Sure, I'll concede smoking still looks cool (on TV) but you don't smoke like they do. You smoke in kitchens or standing outside restaurants.
about 12 hours ago
from Seesmic
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Clothes smell like cigarette smoke from the party. I fucking hate that.
about 12 hours ago
from Seesmic
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@ I AM PLEASED WITH THE OUTCOME OF YOUR TRIALS. YOU MAY PROCEED TO YOUR NEXT SERIES OF TRIALS.
about 21 hours ago
from Seesmic
in reply to julialikesbooks
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@ Dude, you're going to want to follow @.
8:40 PM Dec 3rd
from web
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RT @: Japan people asexually reproduce, as the earthworm. But, they just do they sex because they so pervert.
8:38 PM Dec 3rd
from web
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Oh Jesus Alan Moore is dancing and singing.
7:16 PM Dec 3rd
from Seesmic
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@ Nut-Bar? Is your Play rated with a Hard G? Is your directing rated with a Hard G?
6:56 PM Dec 3rd
from Seesmic
in reply to alexlyons
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@ Who would let you tell strangers what to do?
4:51 PM Dec 3rd
from web
in reply to alexlyons
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@ Now I want to buy several suits.
4:26 PM Dec 3rd
from Seesmic
in reply to alexlyons
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Want to get over malaise? Develop behavioral disorders such as OCD and paranoia of strangers and the inability to stop hearing loud noises.
4:27 AM Dec 3rd
from Seesmic
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@ This is why I love you. I know I can wait and you will provide for me. FREAK WHARF! He comes to town, buy both albums for me.
3:17 AM Dec 3rd
from Seesmic
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The bank naturally has a blood pressure machine and sells liquor. Well done korea.
11:26 PM Dec 2nd
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- Name Timothy Legion
- Location Den of Iniquity, South Korea.
- Web http://timothyleg...
- Bio Traveler, Bastard, Writer-in-Training (Re: Terrible Writer)
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