timothygreen
- New law makes all cars communal. No keys or locks allowed. Chuck starts sleeping in his Corvette, "But he has to be sometime, right?"about 13 hours ago from web
- To keep him healthy, Tom keeps his fantasy football QB locked in a cage. "But it's a double-edged sword, since he also can't practice."12:21 PM Nov 7th from web
- Hail a cab John Lithgow's driving. On the way to the airport rear-ends a Buick, then trades his stethoscope for the other driver's silence.10:47 AM Nov 4th from web
- Lost a finger to the garden shears. Spent two days wandering LA looking for a doctor, stopping at 7-Elevens to refill the baggie with ice.3:14 AM Nov 2nd from web
- (Oh yeah) Burglars scheme after Megan's baked goods, steal a bag full of cookies. We install a security system. Town cop is impressed.7:33 PM Oct 30th from web
- Delivering my grandmother's elegy live on the radio, I figure I'll ad-lib an introduction then phone in the rest. No one cares when I flop.10:38 AM Oct 29th from web
- At the Restaurant of the Mind it's raining people who'd rather not live. They flop off the awning in heaps of meat. I order eggs over-easy.7:53 AM Oct 28th from web
- "This wont hold them for long," I say, sliding a table in front of the elevator. When the doors open, the vampires look briefly confused.9:21 AM Oct 27th from web
- Spear-fishing off the pier, I lose my grouper to a shark. Lean meat diet, hamburgers with no bun. Cross-train on Sundays. Body by Jake.9:39 AM Oct 26th from web
- Blow all my money at a fancy hotel. Balance my checkbook at the registrar. Drown my sorrows in the dining room: orange chicken.9:18 AM Oct 25th from web
- High in the temple they're turning us into spiders with the blood of saints.12:03 PM Oct 23rd from web
- My mom in a rowboat, breaking surf. "Buy her a whale," says the man with Bermuda shorts and binoculars. "Biggest whale you can find."12:18 PM Oct 22nd from web
- Dragging around a jug of water in a Radio Flyer. In case of fire. I'm a scarecrow for the birds. I'm six.11:03 AM Oct 21st from web
- Found the hidden cave where Einstein lived his last three years. Used his shopping list as a cipher for the Theory of Everything.10:41 AM Oct 20th from web
- Heard on ESPN Radio that USC's true blue QB Matt Barkley will miss today's game with tonsillitis. (Yeah, that was the whole dream.)11:31 AM Oct 17th from web
- Aisles of canned corn at the grocery store. In produce: Nothing but beets.3:34 PM Oct 16th from web
- See the Sherman Alexie rock opera with my students. Glittery cape. He ignores the girl he slept with; we get high, go clubbing instead.12:23 PM Oct 15th from web
- Dive in to save little Billy, who drove his housebike into a lake. He scores me Olympic style, scores me low. I try again with a twist.12:40 PM Oct 14th from web
- Fall from a biplane 11,000 feet into the open ocean. Low angle, feet first, hit the water hard but live. Now I have to live.4:46 PM Oct 13th from web
- Waiting to have my cholesterol screened at the walk-in clinic, I read an article about the Rolling Stones in Rolling Stone.12:13 PM Oct 12th from web
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- Name Timothy Green
- Location Studio City, CA
- Web http://www.timoth...
- Bio Editor of the poetry journal RATTLE, first book is AMERICAN FRACTAL. This is my dream diary.
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