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Molly Peacock describes growing up on a ship--jogging laps on the deck, communicating by carrier pigeon, "Dry land pushing off without me."
about 21 hours ago
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Woke up late for a reading five hours away; left a box of books outside swimming in the rain. Megan buys a piano the size of an 18-wheeler.
11:51 AM Nov 23rd
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Fleeing hordes of zombies, I notice Jim Valvis's repair shop on a map. "That explains it!" But we head for the abandoned mansion instead.
10:25 AM Nov 22nd
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First date with a Christian girl, fishermen haul a 40-foot white shark out of the water; its sibling circles the pier we're walking on.
11:12 AM Nov 21st
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Back in college, photolinguistics is a breeze, but the logistics of keeping the professor's candy bowl full prove problematic.
11:45 AM Nov 20th
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Megan drives the stagecoach from St. Louis to Missoula on the shoulder of the freeway while I play a viola in the back.
12:04 PM Nov 19th
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Memo from the coach: When I said "lunalight of Iraq" in the above paragraph, I meant simply "the sun." Please read instructions accordingly.
12:07 PM Nov 18th
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Sneak out of school through a hole in the bathroom stall, play pickup basketball till midnight at a secret underground court.
12:25 PM Nov 16th
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As I pay the bill at a fancy restaurant, I have them throw in a Coach bag for Megan's Christmas present. The waitress suggests I reconsider.
4:55 PM Nov 15th
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Off the coast of Africa studying a family of bears who think they're seals, even though they can barely swim.
11:09 AM Nov 14th
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Video-phone Karyna McGlynn to pick up her contributor copies. Her leg is broken. "Can't you see my leg is broken?? Obviously I can't read!"
1:38 PM Nov 13th
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Snow-fog on a tarmac. Subway to the city. Long walk home.
2:32 PM Nov 12th
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Apply for a part-time clerical job, but really it's Bob Bigalow, wanting my help with his space program. 2 years to achieve orbital velocity
10:43 AM Nov 11th
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I have magic hugs. "You do not have magic hugs, everyone can snuggle for warmth!" Oh...really?
10:24 AM Nov 9th
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New law makes all cars communal. No keys or locks allowed. Chuck starts sleeping in his Corvette, "But he has to be sometime, right?"
11:13 AM Nov 8th
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To keep him healthy, Tom keeps his fantasy football QB locked in a cage. "But it's a double-edged sword, since he also can't practice."
12:21 PM Nov 7th
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Hail a cab John Lithgow's driving. On the way to the airport rear-ends a Buick, then trades his stethoscope for the other driver's silence.
10:47 AM Nov 4th
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Lost a finger to the garden shears. Spent two days wandering LA looking for a doctor, stopping at 7-Elevens to refill the baggie with ice.
3:14 AM Nov 2nd
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(Oh yeah) Burglars scheme after Megan's baked goods, steal a bag full of cookies. We install a security system. Town cop is impressed.
7:33 PM Oct 30th
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Delivering my grandmother's elegy live on the radio, I figure I'll ad-lib an introduction then phone in the rest. No one cares when I flop.
10:38 AM Oct 29th
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- Name Timothy Green
- Location Studio City, CA
- Web http://www.timoth...
- Bio Editor of the poetry journal RATTLE, first book is AMERICAN FRACTAL. This is my dream diary.
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