Profile_bird

Hey there! timothybroadway is using Twitter.

Twitter is a free service that lets you keep in touch with people through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What's happening? Join today to start receiving timothybroadway's tweets.

Already using Twitter
from your phone? Click here.

timothybroadway

  1. I saw a van labeled "Organic Pest Control" the other day. I think they meant "Ineffective Pest Control." 9:51 AM Dec 20th from web
  2. Just heard a radio ad for new episodes of Melrose Place. It's 2009, right? 3:52 PM Sep 13th from txt
  3. When Prince and Puff Daddy changed their names, I didn't give a damn. But for some reason I respect Dwayne Johnson's wishes. 2:28 PM Sep 11th from web
  4. Lady Gaga started growing on me. So did a foot fungus. 10:36 PM Aug 29th from txt
  5. I'm tired of southwestern papers referring to scarce sources of "drinking water." Who the fuck is drinking it? 12:42 PM Aug 26th from web
  6. I can't remember if the smattering of white stuff on the bathroom mirror is from flossing or zit popping. 2:47 PM Aug 24th from txt
  7. I put a scratch on my bumper the shape of Utah, and now the fucking car won't start when I've been drinking. 9:58 AM Aug 24th from txt
  8. I just saw an old woman riding her a bicycle with a cat draped over her shoulder. A live one, i think. 3:56 PM Aug 23rd from txt
  9. Sighing, gazing at my fedora, and badly wìshing my cableless ass could be watching Mad Men. 9:24 PM Aug 16th from txt
  10. SF was recently labeled the most abandoned city in the country. So why do I have to wait a week to have my Internet hooked up? F Comcast. 1:27 PM Aug 12th from web
  11. Now leaving Pleasanton. Have a shitty day! 1:22 PM Aug 12th from web
  12. Sitting on a wooden toilet seat. I feel like the shit end of a totem pole. 5:29 AM Aug 9th from txt
  13. What the fuck are skunks doing in San Francisco? 3:23 AM Aug 9th from txt
  14. Driving toward a new life in San Francisco. 12:29 PM Aug 5th from txt
  15. I'm considering a career change . . . http://www.starkindustriesnow.com/ 11:17 AM Aug 4th from web
  16. Ah, rembering my first lay. She was willing. And that made her beautiful. 4:00 PM Aug 3rd from txt
  17. Do I want cheese on my hash browns? What a stupid question. Does a cat have an ass? 9:51 AM Aug 1st from web
  18. It's a little late, but here's my first blog post. http://bit.ly/8PYfz 9:05 PM Jul 29th from web
  19. Really? Really? 2:23 PM Jul 27th from txt
  20. I've got swampass real bad. 2:58 AM Jul 25th from txt
  • Name Timothy Broadway
  • Location San Francisco
  • Web http://uncontroll...
  • Bio Making a career out of being unsure.
19 Following 10 Followers 1 Listed
SuperHeroHype.com Merry Hankins R.G. Ryan The Booksmith CityLightsBooks ChetTheDog Keir Graff Charles Ardai Jason Centers Desert Gnome Stella Nava Abraham Nava Dante Nava Billy Corgan Flowers Brandon stephen_king Michael A Stackpole Neil Gaiman Aurora Catalan