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@zaccrain Mike Tyson just punched me in the face. And there's a tiger in my house. Can't be good.about 14 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to zaccrain
Park 'N Fly has my endorsement. My one suggestion to improve service? Cold beer on the shuttle bus.4:11 PM Jul 11th from Tweetie
Tipping my 40 for @thebigrandy getting busted from #WSOP. Batfaces are still to be feared.12:25 PM Jul 11th from Tweetie
@TheBigRandy Good work. You make it to the money?12:23 PM Jul 11th from Tweetie in reply to TheBigRandy
@Avidgolfer98 I would like to play Augusta.11:49 AM Jul 11th from Tweetie in reply to Avidgolfer98
If I were pitching in the home run derby, I would bean my batter at least once. Can't let em crowd the plate like that.11:29 AM Jul 11th from Tweetie
The Nat'l Milk Producers Federation recently "culled" 101,040 cows to stop falling milk prices. That's worse than getting laid off.11:15 AM Jul 11th from Tweetie
@TheBigRandy Do it hard, holmes. Do it for the Batface Nation.7:46 PM Jul 10th from Tweetie in reply to TheBigRandy
How I gave Craig Rosengarden at Avid Golfer the sweet, sweet online attention he so deeply craves: http://is.gd/1tSmb12:53 PM Jul 10th from Tweetie
I just lost $6 to my 10-yr-old son playing pinball. Mark my words: that kid has a gambling problem.12:29 PM Jul 10th from Tweetie
@EricCeleste Average in WSOP right now is 95k.12:12 PM Jul 10th from Tweetie in reply to EricCeleste
@EricCeleste Sweet. I've been trying to get your cell number for about five years now.2:09 PM Jul 9th from Tweetie in reply to EricCeleste
@brian_donohue What is your brother Mark's phone number?10:50 AM Jul 9th from Tweetie
Plaintiff's attorney Scott Clearman is my new best friend. http://is.gd/1sm4q8:51 AM Jul 9th from Tweetie
@Avidgolfer98 I shot a 91 today on Chantilly National. Thought you'd want to know.2:52 PM Jul 8th from Tweetie in reply to Avidgolfer98
Watching WSOP '08. Shocked now that I know who Kido is that I also know his Dallas-based attorney. Ow! My finger!6:20 PM Jul 6th from Tweetie
Thirteen years ago today, I pulled off my greatest heist ever. Cheers to my beautiful bride. (Sucker.)8:15 AM Jul 5th from Tweetie
Note to Dallas Athletic Club blue golf course: I hope animals poop on you. You suck.5:08 PM Jul 3rd from Tweetie
When you see this at Walgreens, you know the fedora trend is dead. http://yfrog.com/17xwkpj7:07 PM Jul 2nd from Tweetie
@JJones6 So you've already fallen sway to th gravitational pull of Higgins' huge head? Careful, young missy.5:16 PM Jul 2nd from Tweetie in reply to JJones6

Name Tim Rogers
Location Dallas
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Bio executive editor D Magazine, devoted husband and father, liar

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