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  1. Have now been asked by Paypal droid to prove identity by uploading mob. phone snaps of gas bill. Fucking surreal.
  2. @goodshoeday Just ran out and bought a landline phone. Now they've arbitrarily decided they're going to verify by post.
  3. @Galleyslavery Nope. Tried that. They now cross ref all previous bank accounts you've linked to.
  4. 20 minute wait so far on 'customer service' line. I FUCKING HATE VIVALDI
  5. Why the fuck should companies without the decency to front a human being be allowed to trade when I fucking can't
  6. ....the extent of my rage with these pusillanimous, so fucking automated theres no one there, pseudo companies.
  7. This means I'm approaching launch day and potential subscribers will be turned away at the site. I cannot begin to express...
  8. Paypal have chosen 5pm on a Sat to lock down my account because I don't have a landline and thus can't prove I'm not a money launderer
  9. Well that was a fucking waste of time. Lord Mayors parade has closed City. An hour in traffic before I gave up and came home.
  10. To Borough.... Huzzah!
  11. Just heard an 'Editor of WFI' doing a very creditable job of reading an ad on Classic FM. Not you was it @KSalty?
  12. RT @LibertyLndnGirl: I'm getting a bit jaded by snarky websites. This is a nice counter http://myparentswereawesome...
  13. Bed
  14. @carolinefo Oh God! There's been a plot? I missed the plot.
  15. @LivvyPotts But think how many tremendous literary careers began just like that
  16. Ignore what she says, everyone. @goodshoeday is a secret COMPOST PERVERT.
  17. @goodshoeday Apologies. That was a finger slip. Twas meant for elsewhere but sadly a weak pun anyway
  18. @goodshoeday I got three superb pallets the other day and used them to built a compost heap
  19. Compiling a list of suppliers for Christmas meats/poultry in the Southern half of England. Any favourites I should be looking at?
  20. @SpoonHQ Might chuck some into a very British potted hock... wrong in about 8 different ways but so right