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  1. Watching my son at basketball practice. One of my fav things to do. 6:15 PM Dec 1st from Twitterrific
  2. I actually saw a bag of "jeff foxworthy beef jerky" last week. It tasted nothing like jeff foxworthy. 10:17 AM Nov 18th from Twitterrific
  3. Just had a parent moment. I grab the box of lucky charms and every marshmallow has been taken out. Every one. 12:50 PM Nov 9th from Twitterrific
  4. I'm flying on southwest. Center seat. All the way to Phoenix. Yay. I am definitely no rock star. 7:02 AM Nov 3rd from Twitterrific
  5. Ok, question of the day: most annoying commercial? 8:03 AM Oct 25th from Twitterrific
  6. I think I'll have to agree on black licorice being the worst candy. It's like chewing vomit. Really. Best candy? Cadbury eggs anyone? 6:45 PM Oct 24th from Twitterrific
  7. Question of the day: what's your least favorite candy of all time? 12:05 PM Oct 15th from Twitterrific
  8. I like "don't take candy from strangers." well, I have taken candy from strangers, and it was DELICIOUS. 8:06 AM Oct 12th from Twitterrific
  9. I'm laughing at all your entries. I hope my face doesn't stick that way. I'm actually writing a bit and I'll use some of these...yay. 10:26 AM Oct 6th from Twitterrific
  10. Gimme some things you were warned about as a kid i.e. trip on shoelace or cramp up cause didn't wait 30 min to swim after eating 5:29 AM Oct 6th from Twitterrific
  11. To this I'd spencer hawkins Tims son as most people call me well anyway we just landed in fort worth Texas it was a great flight : D 7:32 AM Sep 24th from Twitterrific
  12. @hodgepodgemom you're old but you're cool. 5:11 PM Sep 14th from Twitterrific in reply to hodgepodgemom
  13. Question: what's your all time favorite website? 9:31 AM Sep 3rd from Twitterrific
  14. Funny photo from a fan. http://yfrog.com/2alr6j 5:11 PM Aug 28th from Twitterrific
  15. Yesterday I asked my 3 yr old son Jack if he knows what I do for a living. He said, "mowing?" 12:40 PM Aug 28th from Twitterrific
  16. I'm at ihop. What should I get? 7:49 PM Aug 27th from Twitterrific
  17. Another goodie: spoonful of peanut butter with chocolate chips. A middle class delicacy. 7:43 PM Aug 26th from Twitterrific
  18. I thought I was the only one who put potato chips in my sandwiches. Who knew? You guys rock! 8:59 AM Aug 26th from Twitterrific
  19. I've been doing peanut butter with apricot jelly and a spoonful of nutella on the side. I will try all of your suggestions. Simple things. 4:08 PM Aug 25th from Twitterrific
  20. For some reason I'm really getting into peanut butter and jelly sandwiches lately. Anyone else? 12:06 PM Aug 24th from Twitterrific